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@achewood My bicycle is parked in the living room. A tub of tartar sauce sits open on the counter. Truly, the evidence of a wife being away too long.

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Author Topic: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING  (Read 6219 times)

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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2006, 08:51:33 pm »

I think I lowered the can-giving/taking threshold to 10.

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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2006, 10:40:18 pm »

Considering we tend to haze out the jagoffs in ~3 posts that makes sense.

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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2006, 10:57:09 pm »

GREAT BOARDIN' IS NOT AH CRIME

THE SUGAH RAIN: NEVER FORGET

(Because if we do forget, I'm sure Sugah's ghost will come back to remind us...)
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2006, 11:13:38 pm »

I'm not sure about Liebot's choice of words here. Is the family sitting inside the nice warm dinner? Are they part of the dinner? Is the Taliban simply carving them into bite-sized pieces?
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2006, 12:27:09 am »

The comic left me cold but the thread is certianly making up for it.
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2006, 01:10:03 am »

The arm-akimbo stance was nice, too.

Quite.

But, OK, what's the deal with the thread title?
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2006, 03:20:38 am »

I'm not sure about Liebot's choice of words here. Is the family sitting inside the nice warm dinner? Are they part of the dinner? Is the Taliban simply carving them into bite-sized pieces?
Diner. Tripped me up too, the first read. The line breaks lead to pretty spacing but terrible phrasing and a hypenated homonym, which is never a good thing.
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2006, 04:07:01 am »

But, OK, what's the deal with the thread title?

It seems like some sort of comment on the recurrent nature of the "saddest thing" bits... ala The Fast and the Furious/2 Fast 2 Furious/Die Hard/Die Harder/Die Hardest/etc.
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2006, 05:08:15 am »

Pretty much.
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Re: 5 Sep 2006 - 3 SADDEST 3 THING
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2006, 09:44:09 am »

I can imagine this whole thing as though it were from a Coen Brothers movie, though I'm thinking something more Hudsucker Proxy than anything else.

A grainy black and white shot, the camera starts off high over the city, snowflakes falling past the lens. The city is a grid of black and grey, dark and unfriendly. The soundtrack is a choral version of Carol of the Bells.

Camera slowly zooms in on the sidewalk, we can start to make out a lump in the otherwise pristine snow. As the camera comes in closer we can see that it is a Bag Lady, strugling to take breath, but evidently still alive as we can just make out the steam from her breath.

The camera pans upwards and moves backwards, keeping the Bag Lady still in shot at the bottom of the frame. The top half the the shot is now the glass front of the dinner. We can see inside the gaily decorated dinner, the ornament covered tree on one side, the tinsel edging of the diner bar.

There is a family in the dinner, two middle aged parents and their eight year old daughter. They are kneeling on the floor of the dinner, heads bowed as if in prayer. Three men stand behind them, their faces hidden behind their keffiyehs, each man is holding a scimitar with the tip of the blade resting on each victim's left shoulder.

We see a tear roll down the little girl's face.

As the singing reaches its cresendo the men pull their swords back. At the climax of the song the blades slash down wickedly, severing heads from the bodies. Simultaniously we see the Bag Lady let out one final breath and her whole body relaxes as she slumps, still and dead.

As the scene fades to black, the singing ends just in time for us to hear the soft thud of the bodies falling forwards on to the floor.
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