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Author Topic: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt  (Read 7473 times)

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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2006, 07:18:05 am »
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We hired a human man to take over our warehouse operations. He is a good man, and thorough. He is much better than I ever was at this stuff. He is a full-time human man, BTW.

For some reason, I imagine a man naked but for slightly stretched out barn door briefs, significantly hairy, doing human things like belching, while he packs up orders.  Being a full-time human man takes work - I imagine part of the quality controle might include naturally shed body hairs, or even hairs from... down there... being intentionally sprinkled on to the orders, to assure the buyer a real human man was involved in the shipping of said items.  Sort of a step up from "this item inspected by #5."
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2006, 08:43:29 am »
It's a good thing he specified human because 'a good man and thorough' immediately made me think of Nice Pete. The kind of guy who'd leave a 'Suprise' in your package and remember your address because you didn't write back saying how much you appreciated this.
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2006, 01:25:29 pm »
Doc, "a good man, and thorough" is totally a Lebowski line. 

Do we have to pull your hipster credentials?  Are you not hip with the kids?  Not down with OPP?
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2006, 01:33:16 pm »
You've found my secret shame big J, I have never seen the Big Lebowski.
Never, not even once.

I hear it's good, I guess?
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2006, 01:46:00 pm »
Oh for the love of all that is good and holy!

Doc, go buy a copy of The Big Lebowski, watch it, and then come back to the internet a new man.

You're useless to us otherwise.
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2006, 02:00:26 pm »
A full-time human man, eh?  Like they were considering hiring a lycanthrope of some kind?
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2006, 02:07:42 pm »
Wow, a full time employee.  Our little boy is all grown up.
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2006, 04:01:54 pm »
Quote from: jough on October 10, 2006, 01:46:00 pm
Oh for the love of all that is good and holy!

Doc, go buy a copy of The Big Lebowski, watch it, and then come back to the internet a new man.

You're useless to us otherwise.

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you?  You can even get it through
Columbia House for god sakes. 
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2006, 04:04:42 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on October 10, 2006, 02:00:26 pm
A full-time human man, eh?  Like they were considering hiring a lycanthrope of some kind?

I presume the alternative would have been one of the cats in a husk, or possibly Lie Bot. (An automaton that lies? That's definitely part-time human.)
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2006, 07:31:52 pm »
yeah, um, I have never seen The Big Lebowski.
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2006, 08:15:35 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 10, 2006, 07:31:52 pm
yeah, um, I have never seen The Big Lebowski.

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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2006, 08:17:12 pm »
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,2577.msg57137.html#msg57137

I really did deserve that from 'Dawg, who we don't see enough of these days. No activity for more than a week. Hope all is well, mate.

Anyway, after discovering where that quote was from, I ended up watching the Big Lebowski. It is good!

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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2006, 10:54:46 pm »
Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Seriously, The Big Lebowski could be the greatest movie ever released.  Don't even bother with renting, just buy it.
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2006, 02:21:20 am »
Could you slide your shorts down, please?

No, I just wanted the anniversary shirt.

I understand, sir.  Could you slide your shorts down please?
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Re: AcheMerch: Fifth-Anniversary T-Shirt
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2006, 12:50:03 am »
Has anyone recieved their order from the free t-shirt week?  I know that he said the switch to this new, good, human man would necesitate a few extra days of processing, but its been a long time now and I haven't recieved any of my goods (not talking about the free shirt, and I'm looking forward to that too).  Just thought I'd put out some feelers before I drop Chris an email, I don't want to be a jerk.
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