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Electrocution (09-19-03)
« on: September 19, 2003, 01:27:21 pm »
Ohhhh, it's time for Phillipe's revenge.  That lemonade stand is still a sore spot in his heart.

I love the hat.

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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2003, 03:07:01 pm »
Yarr, an' here we have the dark and stormy heart of Philippe. This be as gripping a plot turn as I've been seein' yet.
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2003, 05:16:17 pm »
They'll hook up a batt'ry to zap ol' Pat's dick
Yo, ho, knock the man down
They'll sizzle his knob 'till it's dry like a stick
Give them some time, to bring the Pat down (a peg)
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2003, 05:16:55 pm »
Arrrr, the lil' squid's turned dark as a bucket o' week old chum. The comeuppance will be harsh but it be entertainin'!
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2003, 05:54:20 pm »
Aye, th' lil' whelp'll make a fine salty dog.  

On 'nother note--I asks a m'ment fer resp'cts to Pat's hornpipe and th' doom await'n it.

Yarr, that be it.
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2003, 06:54:36 pm »
Might' worthy.
But fer t'day this rum swiggin' seadog were t' see Philippe get his sealegs and sail the 'igh seas.
Tis' only a matter of time 'fore he learns of piracy and t' perilous cape from his Cap'n!
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2003, 10:55:51 pm »
Quote from: "Anarchy_Bowling"

On 'nother note--I asks a m'ment fer resp'cts to Pat's hornpipe and th' doom await'n it.


Indeed, mateys, we shouldst bow our skulls fer honorin' the unthinkable insult to good Pat's manhood.

I can'st think not but what sort of eyebrow action wouldst fully bestow the feelin' Pat will have whenst shock'd so netherly. Twill be more than funny t'be sure.

Arrrrrr!
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2003, 02:18:29 am »
Aye, and to consider ye revenge ol' Pat had intended for the scurvy scallywag who be after takin' his Subway chow shop.  

Zapping his "peg leg" is likely to result in a revenge six times as sweet.
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2003, 02:20:07 am »
An' now he's got Nice Pete backin' him up on the starboard! This be not good for our intrepid bandits.
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2003, 04:03:19 am »
Anybody else notice how Phillippe's conversion to the "darkside" is confirmed when he fully adopts the garb of his evil tutor, Lyle.  

We know the li'l guy must be evil now.   He's wearing a black hat.
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Electrocution (September 19th, 2003)
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2003, 04:43:34 pm »
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Anybody else notice how Phillippe's conversion to the "darkside" is confirmed when he fully adopts the garb of his evil tutor, Lyle.  

We know the li'l guy must be evil now.   He's wearing a black hat.


I mentioned his new thiefin' hat in another thread. But at least he doens't have a goatee. Then it would be clear that we were dealing with some sort of doppelgänger or alternate universe Philippe
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