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24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« on: October 24, 2006, 11:00:20 am »
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 11:05:42 am »
Lyle is pleased that he has done all three bachelor acts (three = a hat trick).

Boaking in the dishwasher - has the smell of an act invented solely to make hat-trickability possible.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 11:53:36 am »
Quote from: innes on October 24, 2006, 11:05:42 am
Boaking in the dishwasher - has the smell of an act invented solely to make hat-trickability possible.

I'll think you'll find thats Puking in the dishwasher... entirely more plausable
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2006, 12:38:55 pm »
:::bass slide:::
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2006, 01:12:13 pm »
Lyle is awake before noon?
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2006, 01:25:59 pm »
I never realized I had to worry about guys barfing in the dishwasher.  Education, I guess.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2006, 02:06:16 pm »
I yam feeling cornfused and discombobulated by the sudden return of punchlines to the comic strip.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 03:18:30 pm »
During my freshman year at college, someone puked in one of the urinals on our floor.  Of course, this happened on thursday, and (monday being a holiday) janitorial staff wouldn't be back to the hall until tuesday.  And of course, our RA wasn't going to touch that nastiness, and the guilty party (if they were even from our floor) never revealed him or herself.  Needless to say, after 5 days, it was pretty rancid.

Some people will puke anywhere.

Oh and yeah, I got the hell out of the dorms my Sophomore year.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 03:23:13 pm »
Huzzah!
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 04:46:41 pm »
Quote from: innes on October 24, 2006, 11:05:42 am
Lyle is pleased that he has done all three bachelor acts (three = a hat trick).

Boaking in the dishwasher - has the smell of an act invented solely to make hat-trickability possible.

Agreed.  Puking in the ficus is more plausible.  Dishwashers have those wire baskety things that get in the way.  You wouldn't want to catch an eye on those.
Houseplants however, are almost always accessible, and there's the moral justification that you're fertilizing them.  At least, that's what goes through my mind at such times.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 04:49:36 pm »
Oh, and I suppose you've never passed out on the kitchen floor while going for that not-quite-last beer?

Well, okay, maybe you haven't.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2006, 05:14:45 pm »
Soon, you guys will be telling me that you never... in college, vomited in the shower on a friend's dorm floor as a wacky weekend prank or... pissed in their dorm floor's sink as a weekend prank or... ran around drunk on cheap rum, in goggles and a Mets bedsheet, claiming to be a superhero.

Soon, you guys will all be lying, is what I'm saying.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2006, 06:48:21 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 24, 2006, 05:14:45 pm
Soon, you guys will be telling me that you never... in college, vomited in the shower on a friend's dorm floor as a wacky weekend prank or... pissed in their dorm floor's sink as a weekend prank or... ran around drunk on cheap rum, in goggles and a Mets bedsheet, claiming to be a superhero.

Soon, you guys will all be lying, is what I'm saying.


I lived with my parents all through college.  So I never did that shit. 

I sure wish Mom hadn't, either. 
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2006, 08:30:32 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 24, 2006, 05:14:45 pm
pissed in their. . . sink as a weekend prank

Nah, never as a prank.

Jus' straight up sink pissin'.
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Re: 24 October 2006 - Wow, hat trick!
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2006, 08:38:11 pm »
I puked in the sink a few days ago so I feel that Lyle and I share a kinship now
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