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November Blogs, 2006
« on: November 02, 2006, 01:21:45 pm »

http://mollysanders.blogspot.com/2006/11/achewood-list-november-1-2006.html
http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2006/11/golf-memoir-no-4-food.html
http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2006/11/got-kicked-out-of-my-one-man-band.html

Poor Teodor! He truly knows the pain of being too crap for even a one man band. It is bad when this happens.

Also, good on Molly and Beef to take Phillipe out! We all know what happens when Phillipe goes out on the town without parental supervision.

Out of interest, what do people here think of Molly's blog in general?
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 01:38:56 pm »

OK, I have to say it. I don't like Teodor. He is a pretentious wimp. He can't figure out the recording equipment, and he uses a bread machine.

I love Molly's blog. It is a perfect rendition of what it is meant to be.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 02:32:45 pm »

I can't believe Teodor has never eaten liverwurst.  It is one of the tastiest ways to enjoy organ meat.  Particularly delicious with cucumber slices on rye bread.  Real rye, of course, from a bakery/deli, not the soft-crusted abomination they try to sell in grocery stores.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 04:12:26 pm »

So from those last two posts: no liverwurst = pretentious wimp. I think I'm OK with that call.

What the hell went on with Onstad? That was terrible.

Hi-5 my ass.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 05:04:00 pm »

On our way home we ran into Ray, in full costume as a peacock with spats, a top hat, and a calling card. He said he was "Peacock Pimp: The Most Beautiful Pimp In The Ghetto," and I believed him. I asked Beef later, and he said that he had believed him as well.

oh. em. gee.  i, too, was a peacock for halloween.  and foraying further into coincidence, i was a rather slutty peacock, one worthy of being pimped by mr. smuckles.  since i have electric blue hair now it seemed appropriate i be bathed in the same color all over, from giraffenets to velvet dress to home-made tail.  i also wore the ensemble to cirque de soleil Delirium on Saturday thinking "oh, it's halloween weekend and this show's gonna be crazy trippy and surely everyone else will think to dress up too!"  instead i was walking around with my mom in knee-high black pleather boots and glitter all across my face through Freedom Hall in Louisville with akward stares from anyone and everyone that couldn't ignore my clomping along, trying to pull my dress down over my lacy bloomers.  to make matters worse i was obviously stoned (though, damn, did that show deserve it) and unable to appologize for my whorish appearrance.  ah, the generation gaps, how i loathe thee!  anyways, it was still good to get back into the holloween spirit after several years of blah.  i'll post pictures somewhere soon.

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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 05:12:48 pm »

On behalf of the members who make up the 5.1 of the male/female ratio: Sorry Beatrice, but you know that on this board a mere description of that costume won't be enough.

But, maybe it is! Don't feel pressured or nothing. Really.

I guess my heart wasn't really in this post. Was it lecherous? It was kind of lecherous, wasn't it? That's not very good. Sorry.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2006, 05:19:14 pm by JudyIsADickSlap »
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 05:26:51 pm »

After a comment on strutting those tail feathers for us and making the lace dance I came up empty. So I guess your comment will have to stand as...adequate.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 05:33:43 pm »

um, recording equipment is really hard to figure out. like, i have enough issues with the stuff I bought for my computer, which comes with an instruction manual (...which I lost before I read it.)
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2006, 05:38:09 pm »

I thought that peahens were all ugly and brown, not sexified such as you described.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 05:48:54 pm »

I can't believe Teodor has never eaten liverwurst.  It is one of the tastiest ways to enjoy organ meat.  Particularly delicious with cucumber slices on rye bread.  Real rye, of course, from a bakery/deli, not the soft-crusted abomination they try to sell in grocery stores.

Mmm.  I love the liverwurst.  On pumpernickel with a thin slice of onion and brown mustard.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 05:57:36 pm »

oh. em. gee.  i, too, was a peacock for halloween.  and foraying further into coincidence, i was a rather slutty peacock

I kinda tuned out after this.

So I know it was brought up above, but c'mon.  You can't just introduce this line of discussion without photos.

There is a rule.

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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2006, 05:59:13 pm »

I thought that peahens were all ugly and brown, not sexified such as you described.

This is correct. So she was some kind of cross-dressing peacock, apparently.

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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 06:00:39 pm »

Mmm.  I love the liverwurst.  On pumpernickel with a thin slice of onion and brown mustard.

::DROOL::

And todays sammich consists boring turkey on wheat. A single tear slides down my cheek.

Curse you, yolk man, and this new lust in my heart.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2006, 08:00:36 pm »

I keep reading "I love Liverwurst" as "I love the internet on pumpernickel."

yes.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2006, 03:49:27 am »

oh. em. gee.  i, too, was a peacock for halloween.  and foraying further into coincidence, i was a rather slutty peacock, one worthy of being pimped by mr. smuckles.  since i have electric blue hair now it seemed appropriate i be bathed in the same color all over, from giraffenets to velvet dress to home-made tail.  i also wore the ensemble to cirque de soleil Delirium on Saturday thinking "oh, it's halloween weekend and this show's gonna be crazy trippy and surely everyone else will think to dress up too!"  instead i was walking around with my mom in knee-high black pleather boots and glitter all across my face through Freedom Hall in Louisville with akward stares from anyone and everyone that couldn't ignore my clomping along, trying to pull my dress down over my lacy bloomers.  to make matters worse i was obviously stoned (though, damn, did that show deserve it) and unable to appologize for my whorish appearrance.  ah, the generation gaps, how i loathe thee!  anyways, it was still good to get back into the holloween spirit after several years of blah.  i'll post pictures somewhere soon.

Don't tease us dammit.  Lets see those pictures.

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