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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2006, 05:03:13 am »
I consider it one of the great ironies and injustices of our world that pig fat tastes so good yet is so bad for you.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2006, 06:40:48 am »
Forget fast food, man, if we could get our hands on those artificial meat flavorings McDonald's uses, we could control this world and the next.







We could live like kings!

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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2006, 02:02:53 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 15, 2006, 04:56:40 am
my high school latin teacher proclaimed that in the next 10 years they will start putting some kind of anti-cholesterol medicine in Crisco, and "the south will rise again."

Wait, "again"?
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2006, 02:39:00 pm »
I would like to drive a thousand miles in a direction.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2006, 03:30:13 pm »
I think Ray's more entertaining when he's ignorant of basic life concepts so I approve of this move.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2006, 04:52:33 pm »
Ray is a lucky man. Um, cat. Oh, you know what I mean.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2006, 05:00:48 am »
Kraftwerk Thanksgiving

This is my 2nd favorite blog posting ever, after Pat's post about how fantasies are ridiculous. Hope everyone had a good thanksgiving, Kraftwerk or no.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2006, 06:16:39 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 15, 2006, 05:03:13 am
I consider it one of the great ironies and injustices of our world that pig fat tastes so good yet is so bad for you.

Just imagine how the pig feels about it.

Seconding the luf for Kraftwerk Thangsgiving. Pure cheddar.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2006, 11:31:21 am »
"I fucked your mother and drew a daisy on her ass". That's the line that'll carry me through today.

Which makes me think about how frustrating it is, for a non-anglophone surrounded by non-anglophones to come to Achewood day after day and find bite-sized conversational appetizers like that, but not being able to share because no one would understand them around here, and the cuss sort of loses impetus when translated. Damn Onstad for making colloquial English so hot in its ass (although Iranian farsis have their share of fun with time-tested entries such as "May you find a fart in your beard" and "I shit on your father's beard").
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2006, 11:56:23 am »
Now I know for a fact that lyle loves motorhead all of your magotty uni-student , smarmy insults are negated . YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TRUMPED. You have all been trumped(more polite).
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2006, 03:03:06 pm »
If you but Philippe in a blanket he thinks it's night and goes to sleep
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2006, 03:13:21 pm »
Chris through Phillippe's eyes is always a wonderful thing.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #57 on: November 28, 2006, 10:25:16 pm »
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ME: Bring the whole box [of straws] so we may make sculptures after the meal

In my family we spent much of our thanksgiving dinner playing with the little umbrellas that came with our drinks.  I'm glad to see roast beef knows how to party as hard as we do. 
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #58 on: November 28, 2006, 10:32:29 pm »
Belatedly: Kraftwerk Thanksgiving is great. Maybe I can convince The Gentleman Caller to have one next Thanksgiving.
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Re: November Blogs, 2006
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2006, 01:09:38 am »
That is something one would do because it is required although it would pain them to do so.

This post provided to meet the daily required amount of shame.

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