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Author Topic: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.  (Read 4704 times)

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Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« on: November 07, 2006, 09:45:09 am »
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This one was guffaws for me. Beef is the Jesus of bitter.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 09:53:20 am »
Brings new meaning to "Food Porn"
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 10:49:34 am »
Onstad has really been into the erotic fiction, in various guises, of late.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 11:38:01 am »
Quote from: DanSC on November 07, 2006, 10:49:34 am
Onstad has really been into the erotic fiction, in various guises, of late.

In that case I think Onstand and I have been sippin' the same liquor. I've been accused of writting food porn no less than five times in the past two weeks.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 02:03:14 pm »
How did Ray know about my trowel fetish?
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 02:24:39 pm »
I love Roast Beef.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 02:46:43 pm »
I'm kind of in love with the concept of erotic wine tasting, because I'm pretty sure that's the only way it could get more pretentious. Fantastic.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 02:49:47 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on November 07, 2006, 02:46:43 pm
I'm kind of in love with the concept of erotic wine tasting, because I'm pretty sure that's the only way it could get more pretentious. Fantastic.

You could do it in iambic pentameter. Oh, or a wine tasting that only allows people in based on their ZIP/area code.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 03:47:35 pm »
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 04:07:35 pm »
A brown watermelon with nuts.

This is something that was in my head and I didn't know it until now.
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2006, 04:53:26 pm »
So is Beef drinking Mongolian wine?
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2006, 05:41:06 pm »
This comic strip was oddly appropriate for election day... but I'm having difficulty explaining the analogy clearly. Politics are definitely a fuzzy watermelon in dire need of neutering but... this, in and of itself, is not the entire story.

Perhaps it's just that... the realization that, though I believe I like the stated policies of this candidate or that candidate and voted for them as such, ultimately you must be possessed of profound mental issues to desire power and adulation so much that you're willing to shake the hands of thieves and have your character assassinated every hour on the television for four straight months.

No matter how much the politician talks like I believe, he or she is a crazy person willing to go through all the levels of hell to fill the hole in his or her heart with raw dripping power. I just voted to, like, give large amounts of power to thirty or so sociopaths because they agreed with me more than a different set of thirty sociopaths.

I suppose that's the analogy to... pulling out a glass of $1.50 Il Bocce Wine-Like-Substance from Big Lots and... trying to figure out a way that it actually has a "bold but smooth and almost zaftig finish as if you were in a hotel room ten years ago with Janeane Garafolo, a sex-swing and absolutely no clothes."
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2006, 06:21:14 pm »
You fucked Janeane Garafolo?

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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2006, 06:25:04 pm »
Why would you put such a women in that tableaux?

Why would you do such a thing?

Why?

[shuddering sobs trailing into the depths of the interweb]
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Re: Nov. 7 2006 - "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2006, 06:59:10 pm »
"I'm in a club."
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