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Author Topic: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.  (Read 11132 times)

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10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« on: November 10, 2006, 09:31:51 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11102006

It just makes a ton of sense.

This is an instant classic.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 11:18:02 am »
Doc Andretti seems *concerned*. He knows chances are he'll have to touch that sack after that stunt is done.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 11:21:16 am by dejavroom »
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 01:55:12 pm »
And Philippe is scarred for life. Again.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 02:27:43 pm »
The hell with Philippe.  What about me?
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 02:52:45 pm »
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 03:15:48 pm »
I have to admit, that would be a life changing experience.

Just not in a good way.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 03:19:16 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 10, 2006, 02:27:43 pm
The hell with Philippe.  What about me?

+1  :'(
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 03:27:11 pm »
This is definitely the year of cat homoeroticism.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 03:33:21 pm »
T/F: "Junk" is a collective noun and refers to the combination of meat & potatoes (or schlong and bozack, if you're nasty).

I SAY TRUE.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 03:46:13 pm »
Philippe seems to have dressed up for the occasion. And I don't think the little shaver has any room left for scars in his psyche.

And Ray being picked up reminded me of Richard Harris on A Man Called hoss. Only nastier.


edit: I didn't know the filter replaced the common name for an equine quadruped for "hoss". Very funny, filter.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 03:54:36 pm by Roger »
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 04:03:57 pm »
I guess no-one else found this arousing.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 04:28:52 pm »
BE CAREFULL ON::CAT CACK FRIDAY
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2006, 05:28:29 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on November 10, 2006, 03:33:21 pm
T/F: "Junk" is a collective noun and refers to the combination of meat & potatoes (or schlong and bozack, if you're nasty).

I SAY TRUE.

True - I guess the female equivalent would be "box" (specific, collective, and not overtly offensive unlike, say, pussy)
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 05:52:53 pm »
My personal favourite term for the genitals has always been "area".

Gender-inspecific and all-parts-inclusive, completely inoffensive and yet... unnervingly vague.

"Dude! You kicked me in my area!"

"Dude! Put some clothes on, I almost saw your area!"

"Dude! She was totally hot for me, we were all grinding on the couch, all area to area!"

Etc.

My favourite male-specific term? "Package".
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 07:04:58 pm »
ew, dude, stop talking about your area. gross.
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