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Author Topic: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.  (Read 11133 times)

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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 08:17:06 pm »
If there was ever a strip to  pull me from lurker-dom into the bright light of the board, It would be this one. Which it has. But not by my junk. No sir.

Always good to see Doc Andretti, Ray may be one for foolish risks, but he at least gets medical backup.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 08:48:01 pm »
Ray's facial expression is so... surprised. Seriously, what did he expect to happen?

If we're talking about slightly unnerving synonyms for the general genital region, I've always been partial to "bathing-suit area."
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 08:51:25 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 10, 2006, 07:04:58 pm
ew, dude, stop talking about your area. gross.

He's got wart. In his area. Area Warts.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 09:27:08 pm »
just as long as he doesn't start talking about Area Wipes.

also: I, at first, thought that this concept of being carried by your area would be a certain way. Now I am kind of thinking, shit, that would not be a good feeling to feel at all.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 10:29:07 pm »
Why does the area muscle dude need to be so scantily clad? Is it to emphasize the cat-junk-yanking eroticism?

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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2006, 11:13:59 pm »
The writer authored a strip in which a cat was lifted off of the ground by his c*ck and testicles.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2006, 11:46:52 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on November 10, 2006, 03:33:21 pm
T/F: "Junk" is a collective noun and refers to the combination of meat & potatoes (or schlong and bozack, if you're nasty).

I SAY TRUE.


I think it has to be true, or else the stress of the full weight of Ray's body on either just the meat or just the potatoes might cause them to, er, rupture.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2006, 11:50:47 pm »
Factoring in centres of gravity there's only one way for Ray to have adopted that horizontal aspect while suspended.

One word: Tumescence.

The point is that with the application of basic physics and Properties of the Gentlemanly Region, this strip becomes even more troubling than it might first appear.

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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2006, 11:55:51 pm »
Ray has been a little... lackin' in the mackin' department lately, right? If Onstad develops this strip, I'd bet on this incredibly painful ritual restoring his natural mojo, and before you know it he's getting his bone on at an hourly rate.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2006, 12:07:52 am »
Be kinda cool to see the cat-in-the-crown again. Ray's been all money no honey for a good long time now.
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2006, 01:46:44 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on November 10, 2006, 11:55:51 pm
Ray has been a little... lackin' in the mackin' department lately, right? If Onstad develops this strip, I'd bet on this incredibly painful ritual restoring his natural mojo, and before you know it he's getting his bone on at an hourly rate.

He'll be like: bone...bone...bone...
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2006, 01:58:24 am »
Enough, already!
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2006, 02:29:51 am »
Just remembered, with respect to the meat+potatoes or just meat argument, we are forgetting one pretty important point:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01212002
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2006, 03:13:23 am »
we talked about this...
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Re: 10 November 2006 - Pick you up by your junk. One handed.
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2006, 04:18:17 am »
It's barbed, you know... cat junk, that is.

Also, giraffe placenta: kosher or not?
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