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Author Topic: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f  (Read 9843 times)

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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2006, 09:03:09 pm »
My maiden name googles better than my married name, on account of it being a highly unusual surname of Polish origin. Also, my web activity dropped off shortly after the conclusion of my undergraduate years.  However, even with my more common married surname I don't seem to share my name with anyone online. 

Five years ago, I had a fourth cousin in Warsaw locate me through my wedding photos website (now defunct) and ask me for leads on her geneological research.  So I can tell you without a shadow of doubt that there are only three branches of my father's family in the United States -- mine, the New Jersey branch, and the Pennsylvanians. 

Pedro googles like a champ, and it doesn't seem to matter if you use his real name or his handle.  Each will lead you directly to the other. 
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2006, 10:02:23 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on November 18, 2006, 06:44:32 pm
-- except for a reference to her full name on this site, which is sort of disturbing.

Interesting.  My name appears on that list 4 times.

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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2006, 10:14:36 pm »
my name is not on there!

facebook has taught me that I have a common name, though. too damn bad.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2007, 04:18:03 am »
UPDATE:

brittanythefaget: U fuck*ng DICK
brittanythefaget: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ON ME
brittanythefaget: ON GOOGLE
an0iance: lol
brittanythefaget: U POST A WHOLE GODDAMN THING ON ME?
brittanythefaget: AND MY SN
brittanythefaget: AND OUR CONVERSATION?!
brittanythefaget: AND MY FUCKEN PICTURE?
brittanythefaget: FOR THE fuck*ng WORLD?!!!
an0iance: well, it was a screenshot of an IM actually
brittanythefaget: IM GOING TO fuck*ng KILL YOU
brittanythefaget: YOU fuck*ng ASSHOLE!!
an0iance: if you don't like your info out for the world, don't start a fuck*ng myspace.
brittanythefaget: YOUD OTN EVEN KNO ME!!!
brittanythefaget: THATS BULLSHIT
brittanythefaget: MY MYSPACE IS PRIVATE
an0iance: this is hilarious, please continue
brittanythefaget: AND U GOT IT ON THERE FOR
brittanythefaget: GOODLE
an0iance: well, it used to be public
brittanythefaget: GO SHOVE A DILDO UP UR ASS
brittanythefaget: IM GOIN G TO RUIN UR SN
brittanythefaget: AND YOUR ACCOUNT
an0iance: are you now.
an0iance: that's awesome.
an0iance: have fun with that, ok?
brittanythefaget: AND IF I FIND U, IM GOING TO fuck*ng KILL YOU
brittanythefaget: YOUR UFCKING ASSHOLE
an0iance: good luck with that
brittanythefaget: THIS ISNT OVER
brittanythefaget: U fuck*ng TWERP
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2007, 05:46:12 am »
"U fuck*ng TWERP" is the greatest insult ever. It's like she got SOOO ANGRY that the buffer overflowed and landed her back at "crotchety old man yelling at 8-year-old prancing through his yard."
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2007, 05:49:09 am »
That is exactly 16 kinds of funny.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2007, 07:22:57 am »
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brittanythefaget: U fuck*ng TWERP

Of all the antiquated insults out there? I'm a huge fan of "fink".

"Twerp"... meh. Sounds too... Popeye-y.

I'm also a fan of the insult phrase: "eat a sh*tty peach".
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2007, 01:52:25 pm »
Isn't...isn't the whole point of myspace that it's not private?

I mean it was created to help small bands reach fans. That's pretty public. And if this girl has a myspace page then she's clearly in a band.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2007, 02:19:23 pm »
Does our latest  member have anything to do with this? 
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2007, 06:38:08 pm »
"Goodle."  Hee hee heeeeeeeeeee.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2007, 11:06:41 pm »
Wow.  That is fantastic. 

Is it wrong that I hope she does find you?  I imagine a confused girl who is uncertain as to whether she wants to fuck you or kill you, who just implodes into a cloud of JLo perfume, Paul Frank socks and wasted energy.

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an0iance: this is hilarious, please continue

You twerp!  In deed you twerp.

I have to admit, now that we've seen so much of her typing, I think she put your name as her boyfriend by accident, since she seems to just mash keys near and/or around the ones she means to be typing.

Didn't I say earlier somewhere that MySpace was for teens to arrange fellatio and indy bands to promot themselves?  Now I'll add "make death threats" to the list.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2007, 11:27:54 pm »
damn, i wish I'd ever gotten fellatio from myspace. All I ever got was... this one time I met up with this cute girl, and then my girlfriend accused me of cheating.

Which was hilarious, because she'd cheated on me multiple times. Of course, those times -may- have been arranged through myspace. I am not sure if fellatio was involved but... probably, yeah.

gross. gross. *vomits a bit*

I hope the girl actually -is- an FBI, and she is so sexily upset by you so cleverly blowing her cover that... she uses myspace to arrange some fellatio for you.
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2007, 11:54:22 pm »
She's cold twisin' her Dick Dastardly, and snickering.

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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2007, 04:28:04 am »
I can't wait to say, "you know when I was a kid, the internet didn't even exist!  If we wanted our dicks sucked, we had to go and do it ourselves!!"
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Re: PROBLEM: A 13 year old girl on myspace lists my (unique) name as her B/f
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2007, 04:44:15 am »
So many cans.
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