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17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« on: November 17, 2006, 11:28:26 am »
Heavy stuff.

The real question: what kind of crappy miracle multiplies giraffe by padding them with mung bean sprouts? Laaaame!
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2006, 01:05:05 pm »
Dangerous questions indeed.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 01:40:10 pm »
I am glad Philippe took this one to Mr. Bear and not Lie Bot.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 02:00:42 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on November 17, 2006, 01:40:10 pm
I am glad Philippe took this one to Mr. Bear and not Lie Bot.

Then what is this, not a piece of the true cross?
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2006, 03:00:41 pm »
Another strip of the year.  Jesus by a nose, yes I would agree with that.  Rachel Ray on the other hand would smoke that foo.

~Paul
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2006, 03:07:07 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 17, 2006, 03:00:41 pm
Another strip of the year.  Jesus by a nose, yes I would agree with that.  Rachel Ray on the other hand would smoke that foo.

~Paul

BOO TO THAT.  Alton Brown would turn loaves into giraffees and then explain, by means of styrofoam models and a convoy of toy trucks, exactly how he did it. 

Plus there would be cool "booo-WOOOP" sound effects when he turned water into wine.



I've been to Emeril's restaurant in New Orleans.  I've also been to church.  I give my vote to Emeril. 
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 03:10:10 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 17, 2006, 02:00:42 pm
Then what is this, not a piece of the true cross?

Well, it's a piece of a true cross...
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2006, 03:27:17 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on November 17, 2006, 03:07:07 pm

Plus there would be cool "booo-WOOOP" sound effects when he turned water into wine.

I thought that would happen no matter who did it.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2006, 04:31:35 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 17, 2006, 03:00:41 pm
Another strip of the year.  Jesus by a nose, yes I would agree with that.  Rachel Ray on the other hand would smoke that foo.

~Paul

Actually I think she'd just annoy him into submission. Then while he was begging for mercy she'd explain how to eat in DC for $40 as long has you never have a beverage, don't tip, and convince them to waive sales tax.

As for Alton vs. Jesus then Alton wins no contest. He would only lose points for his inability to pronounce the word "grease" and the fact that "alot" seems to slide through his editing process.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2006, 04:31:57 pm »
Mr. Bear gently admonishes and confuses the poor little shaver.

Lyle, Teodor and Lie Bot, on the other hand, do active harm.

GUESS WHICH I FIND PREFERABLE

HINT: Drew Weing's version
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2006, 04:49:47 pm »
This is the first strip in a while that actually gave me a bona fide chortle.  Thank you Mr. O for brightening an already kinda crappy day. 

Re: Emeril Vs. Jesus, I'd say Emeril edges out Jesus if you discount the divinity factor in order to level the playing field.  But yeah, Alton hands down. 

But who would win in a fight?
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2006, 05:12:07 pm »
Alton can't help it about the 'grease' words because he's a Southerner.  And he would win any fight because he'd have the technology - smothering the opponent with his collection of styrofoam balls, for a start.  And disorienting them by those constant shots of him from weird angles inside appliances.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2006, 06:58:35 pm »
Ah, Emeril vs. Jesus, one of the typical match ups that as kids, were the staple of our imaginations. Oh, the confrontations in who would win between Jesus and Superman, and during the holidays Jesus  versus Santa was a classic.
I guess I need the poor otter to be tortured for me to enjoy his appearances :-[
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2006, 08:26:29 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 17, 2006, 04:31:35 pm
As for Alton vs. Jesus then Alton wins no contest. He would only lose points for his inability to pronounce the word "grease" and the fact that "alot" seems to slide through his editing process.

I am a devoted fan of Good Eats (an AB Apostle, if you will) and I've never noticed the "grease" or "alot" problems.  I have, however, picked up on his tendency to say "uh" every fourth word when he's trying so say something complicated without coming off like a smarty##### (which he is).  Watch the scallop show that he did on a boat and it will drive you insane.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2006, 08:36:18 pm »
Actually isn't it just the word 'greasy' that is the Southern problem? I used to know this but I'm not in the business anymore... 

More of a problem is that I think sometimes Alton has lost his mind.  Does he really think any reasonable person will stir-fry pad thai in a wok on their barbeque grill?  And, when he makes everything else from scratch - I mean, from scratch practically at the molecular level - what possessed him to make eclairs and fill them with instant vanilla pudding?  Not even the kind in the box that you cook - instant.  You go to all the trouble to make eclair pastry and then fill it with yellow chemical sludge?
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