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Author Topic: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus  (Read 4572 times)

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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2006, 08:54:09 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 17, 2006, 08:36:18 pm
You go to all the trouble to make eclair pastry and then fill it with yellow chemical sludge?

?HURGHH?

!HURGHH!
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2006, 09:33:56 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 17, 2006, 08:36:18 pm
Actually isn't it just the word 'greasy' that is the Southern problem? I used to know this but I'm not in the business anymore... 

Alton will instruct you to "greeze" a cookie sheet or use a "greezed" loaf pan. But you hear him say "greezy" way more often.

On two different episodes (I forget which two) "alot" was written on screen. I believe it was in pre-commercial factoids.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2006, 10:17:14 pm »
Must be a southern thing, because that's how I say each of those words. 

I do not, however, write "alot".
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 04:47:34 pm »
I'm thinking about making my own shrine to Louis Pasteur.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2006, 05:42:38 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 17, 2006, 03:27:17 pm
I thought that would happen no matter who did it.

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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2006, 09:43:48 pm »
Alton's growing ability to give in on pre-fab ingredienture is slightly disturbing but... I think at the end of the day, there's certain lengthy topics where he'd have to... like... cut back on some of the explanation and skits and such to tell the whole story.

And ultimately that's not what he's there for. If we wanted the full explanation, we could go to... the shrill Southern woman or... the hefty lady who seems to only hang out with homosexuals or... the girl from Italy that clearly purges after every goddamn bite of pancetta.

Granted, the only show on there that's full-on about fusing freshly made stuff and pre-fab has... slowly evolved into a series of bends and angles wherein we can see the hostess's (somewhat slight to begin with) cleavage but...

I'll take the styrofoam molecules and the weird costumes anyday and, y'know, just go online to find an alternative to melting down pudding pops as my filling.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2006, 07:51:25 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 17, 2006, 08:36:18 pm
You go to all the trouble to make eclair pastry and then fill it with yellow chemical sludge?

But, but, but...

Pudding was another show.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2006, 02:10:53 pm »
Quote from: Lister on November 22, 2006, 07:51:25 am
But, but, but...

Pudding was another show.

I still like the yogurt show. Apparently one the ingredients you need to make your own yogurt is store-bought yogurt.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2006, 05:05:13 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 22, 2006, 02:10:53 pm
I still like the yogurt show. Apparently one the ingredients you need to make your own yogurt is store-bought yogurt.

I guess that's because when you're making yogurt you're actually breeding living things.  Like to make mice, you need to start with mice, and to make cows, you need to start with cows and so on.

Hmm, I'm a little sorry about that yogurt I had for breakfast now that I thought of this.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2006, 05:12:21 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 22, 2006, 05:05:13 pm
Hmm, I'm a little sorry about that yogurt I had for breakfast now that I thought of this.

Why?  Those yogurt cultures are STILL ALIVE.  IN YOUR BELLY.
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2006, 09:13:26 pm »
The death sound of yogurt is?
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Re: 17 November 2006 -- Truth seldom falls cleanly from the bone we call Jesus
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2006, 04:10:23 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on November 22, 2006, 05:12:21 pm
Why?  Those yogurt cultures are STILL ALIVE.  IN YOUR BELLY.

Which is why they recommend eating yogurt while taking anti-biotics. To replenish the bacteria that are supposed to live in your stomach.
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