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Author Topic: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.  (Read 11238 times)

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Man, of course Ray would have wax recordings on his iPod.

I can't imagine Ray would be into that group sex thing either. You can't pull off classy stunts like cigarette writin' with some other dude humping away, all up in your business (maybe literally) and cramping your style.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 07:49:04 am »

Group sex for cats has to be kind of awkward. You know, on account of the barbs?

Yeah, I went there.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 07:54:00 am »

lord, group sex. what a concept.

Weirdly, I remember a group-sex story from a book about the blues which I read. Or... maybe it was a guy's mom, claiming that he was Robert Johnson's kid, and that she remembers it because she had sex with R Johnson along with this other couple going at it.
One of the two.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 08:28:12 am »

It's just like people I've known who've tried (via the bisexuality of multiple parties involved) to do the complex relationship thing. Three or four people all living together, all gettin' it on with all the other ones. On the face of it, it sounds really hot and sexually-unboring but...

Just more people to argue about dishes and rent with, ultimately.

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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 08:12:44 pm »

On the face of it, it sounds really hot and sexually-unboring but...

Just more people to argue about dishes and rent with, ultimately.

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Hi.  Yea.  I did that one upon a time.  What you've described here, totally the case.  Also, when you get an argument between two of the people, the third can either pick a side, referee, or get out of dodge.  Any of the above suggestions are really uncool for at least someone involved.

Man I don't miss those days.  Not one bit.

Not even the sex.  Honestly, the entire arrangement made me uncomfortable.  Which is funny considering I was living the "male pig" dream, right?  I just had this constant nagging thought that "This...this will end in tears."
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 09:09:40 pm »

Yeah, in my experience group sex itself can be fairly pleasant and uncomplicated, but trying to maintain an ongoing polyamorous relationship is something else entirely.  I've never had a living situation like that, so I can't comment on the consequences for chores/bills related arguments.  I do know, though, that it's hard enough to maintain balance in a relationship between two people.  You want to try to keep it so A's feelings for B and B's feelings for A are both qualitatively and quantitatively similar, and that's tough.  Throw in a third person, and all of the sudden there are six different crushes involved, and keeping them all on the same level seems basically impossible.  It's like, imagine that you're on a double date, and one couple is completely infatuated and conjoined and won't shut up about the planet-conquering proportions of their love, while the other couple is actually feeling kind of lukewarm.  It could be awkward, right?  Now imagine that both of the lukewarm people are also hypothetically dating both of the obsessed people.  And now imagine that your entire love life is like that. 

So yeah.  Group sex?  Not so bad.  But group romance?  Dear lord spare me from that awful group romance. 
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 09:41:15 pm »

This thread is making me feel that my youth was tragically wasted. Or maybe I am just so old that we didn't do that sort of thing, back in the wax recordings days.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 09:52:27 pm »

This thread is making me feel that my youth was tragically wasted. Or maybe I am just so old that we didn't do that sort of thing, back in the wax recordings days.

I've seen some vintage images and Wonder Woman comics that make me think that sort of thing was definitely done back in wax recording days
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 09:54:43 pm »

dang, I have no desire to ever date more than one person.

Unless it could be hell of Polygamous stylezz, me being all "woman, it is your turn tonight" and them all serving me and shit. And me all speaking Arabic to them, also. Hm. This could happen.

and realistically, that would turn on me pretty quickly.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 09:57:52 pm »

I've seen some vintage images and Wonder Woman comics that make me think that sort of thing was definitely done back in wax recording days

Where's Ben-San?  If he made a claim like this, he'd provide the picture.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 10:20:14 pm »

I've seen some vintage images and Wonder Woman comics that make me think that sort of thing was definitely done back in wax recording days

Oh man, read the Wikipedia entry on the co-creator of Wonder Woman.   That entry is one of the less prurient capsules I've read about him.

Edit: Also, looking at http://antipolygraph.org/documents/marston-fbi-file.pdf, which is the FBI file for him.  On page 17 you can see where he wrote a letter to the President of the U.S. and had a typo in the first line.  Email did not herald the death of writing and letters.

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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 11:13:55 pm »

I don't think I've seen Lyle's ears before.  Funny to think about how earbuds would work on a (stuffed) tiger's physique.
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2006, 03:12:33 am »

dang, I have no desire to ever date more than one person.

Unless it could be hell of Polygamous stylezz, me being all "woman, it is your turn tonight" and them all serving me and shit. And me all speaking Arabic to them, also. Hm. This could happen.

and realistically, that would turn on me pretty quickly.

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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 03:53:41 am »

2 things to say:
-surprise parties where you think you're going to have paperwork to do for the radio station but instead it's free beer = the shit.
-stroh's (I am confused about this, because the internet is telling me that it is pretty good. the guys said it was "cheap shit"), Old Style, and Stag. All pretty... disgusting. But I am experiencing a pretty nice feeling right now, I will not lie about this.

to bring this on-topic: thanks for the can, vivouk. also, has anyone seen "Mother of the Bride?" It was this 1950's movie from Egypt, and it was fantastic. A pretty good portrayal of the bizarre marriage thing going on over there ("he asked my dad if he could marry me! how romantic!" and then the mom is saying to the dad "you asked her if she wanted to marry him? you're so progressive and romantic!") I am real mad that I never got to see the end. Maybe the guy would have also had a different wife? In addition?
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Re: 15th of December, 2006 - Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex.
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 04:49:27 am »

I've always enjoyed Strohs.  Similar to Miller High Life, but more robust.
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