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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2006, 08:28:40 am »
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wow, so, have I gotten it across that my girlfriend is not Grace?

Definitely.

WINK WINK.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2006, 05:41:43 pm »
So does that mean that Grace is available?  I mean, if she thinks you're a dick that speaks pretty well of her.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #62 on: December 27, 2006, 05:45:39 pm »
she doesn't think I'm a dick!
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2006, 05:58:55 pm »
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2006, 09:18:54 pm »
I was... I was kidding! She called me the other day and told me she misses me! Fuck!
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2006, 10:59:16 pm »
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She called me the other day and told me she misses me!

Which she is that, the she who misses you?
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2006, 11:18:19 pm »
the one that Jough said thinks I'm a dick!

fuck!

Fine, people, I am getting it on with all of them. You found me out. I am cheating on my girlfriend with every single girl there is a picture of on my Flickr.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #67 on: December 28, 2006, 03:47:37 am »
Hehehee... poor theinev, now we all know that you're really a stone-cold player. Deep down, and Grace/Jennifer should've seen it coming.











;) I'm teasing! I know that you are true to your lady!
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #68 on: December 28, 2006, 07:43:27 am »
I'm currently imagining tabloid gossip rags created only for sale to, like, twenty-five people who read this message board. The headlines start conflating your name with the girls to make cutesy little catchphrases and everything:

"Grinevitable out/Jenevitable in?" "Possible Grennifer Love Double-Cross?"

They would go broke after one issue but they would all be awesome.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #69 on: December 28, 2006, 07:54:51 am »
Ironically, Grace is not one of the girls I have been accused of cheating on jennifer with. (by her friend, who knows I would never do that. So I hope she was kidding.)

my favorite was when she called me and said "so, how's your friend who wants to fuck you? Yes, daniel, I know about that. I'm very disappointed in you."

I still can't figure out who she was talking about.

...I mean, because there are so many?

Happy Holidays, People!

I have a bad habit of derailing threads with personal Garbage.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #70 on: December 28, 2006, 08:59:19 am »
(Her friend is using grade-school triple-reverse psychology to say that she wants you to cheat on Jennifer with HER. It would not be more obvious if she started claiming you have cooties.)
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #71 on: December 28, 2006, 04:44:25 pm »
Wow this thread turned to Nazi gold while I was gone.

Three Christmas dinners in the bag.  Horrible issues at home scabbing over.  Plan for New Year's Eve?  A bucket of chicken, some crispy Stellas*, a stack of movies, the new home theatre system and the SO.  Cheers!

(*I kid you not, I stood in the vendor, and there was a case of Stellas, and the term "crispy Stellas" echoed in my head so hard it was impossible not to buy them!  And now... and now it's hard to not just crack 'em open now!)
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #72 on: December 28, 2006, 06:05:29 pm »
lfm-- you are not the first person to suggest this. By far.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #73 on: December 28, 2006, 10:52:15 pm »
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some crispy Stellas

I too now call these Crispy Stellas. I got some Stellas for a coupla friends for helping me with something at work and... yep.

I called 'em "crispy Stellas" and they looked at me weird.
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Re: Happy holidays!
« Reply #74 on: December 29, 2006, 06:22:35 am »
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I too now call these Crispy Stellas. I got some Stellas for a coupla friends for helping me with something at work and... yep.

I called 'em "crispy Stellas" and they looked at me weird.

I fuck*ng love me some Artois. Using the adjective "crispy" only heightens my enjoyment of them.

I also love saying "Oh, nice, a frosty Amstel (Light) instead of a puddle that a rhino crapped in."
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