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[side_show]

you mean cat c*ckes don't normally make zipping sounds?  You learn something every day!

[slink]

you mean cat c*ckes don't normally make zipping sounds?  You learn something every day!

Well they are barbed. Maybe he was all turned-on when he went?

[Bobby Isosceles]

What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.

Then explain the zipping sound... AHA!

Pat's uncut and has a lot of smegma to fight through.

[side_show]

What pocket? When we saw him get electrocuted he was in the buff.

Then explain the zipping sound... AHA!

Pat's uncut and has a lot of smegma to fight through.

So foul.  That is so very, very foul.

[jough]

This thread is funnier than the strip.

[V-Adore]

You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.

And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.

[slink]

You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.

And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.

In that line of thought, Ray's thong is visible merely so we need not see his wang every day.
Note we never see any of the other's private guys, but Ray fills out that Thong something fierce!

[AlohaDawg]

Well....SOMETHING seems to fill it out. That is something I must consider imponderable.

[CortJstr]

You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.

And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.

And if smegma wasn't funny enough on its own it's got the whole smeg connection going on too.

I'm telling you people, the clothes are also covered by the same Somebody Else's Problem Field that encompasses the Underground.

Also, how long have you been Todd? Weren't you just Showbiz a minute ago?

[AlohaDawg]

I suspect she turned into Todd when she went over 250 posts. You go, Todd.

[sjlimmer]

Note we never see any of the other's private guys

Except, of course, this http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002

[V-Adore]

Yes, apparently 250 posts turns me into Todd. Frikkin' awesome.

Now, of course, the eternal question: how much longer do I wait before finally caving in, donating, and thus presumably getting a custom title?

[jough]

You can donate and not get a custom title if you don't want one.

Seriously, V-Adore, you're everyone's last hope for post titles.

Of course, you'll have to go over 500 to get to the next plateau.

[Bobby Isosceles]

This thread is funnier than the strip.

That's what Chris pays me for.

[side_show]

I think their fur coats are clothes and some of them choose to accessorize.  Ray uses the thong to accentuate his wang -or conceal a foil covered cucumber.

Also, jough's new avatar is...disconcerting.