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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2007, 09:29:00 am »
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What's better, "gayer than fifteen Pats in a bathhouse" as an analogy, or the image of fifteen Pats in a bathhouse?

Either way, it's roughly 8.7 Travoltas on the Travolta Gayometer.

It goes to ten but ten Travoltas has never actually been achieved.

"Tom Cruise mounting Vin Diesel in a field of wildflowers" was tentatively measured as 9.4 Travoltas but those pictures were destroyed in a mysterious arson... the only clue to which was a piece of graffiti art that read "Xenu is a fink!"
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2007, 02:01:49 pm »
fifteen Pats in a bathhouse would result in such serious arguments over towels.  There would be bloodshed.
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2007, 02:43:58 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 02, 2007, 02:01:49 pm
fifteen Pats in a bathhouse would result in such serious arguments over towels.  There would be bloodshed.

Not to mention filthy shared water and that ASS attendant at the door who needs to be FIRED IMMEDIATELY
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2007, 02:51:32 pm »
Man, I love you guys.
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2007, 02:52:34 pm »
Why has no one commented on the fact that Ray's writer pseudonym is R. Dorado?

I mean, that kind of subtle shit is gold. Basically like treasure.

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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2007, 03:46:19 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 02, 2007, 02:52:34 pm
Why has no one commented on the fact that Ray's writer pseudonym is R. Dorado?

I mean, that kind of subtle shit is gold. Basically like treasure.

I don't get the reference. Can you explain it for us?
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2007, 04:24:17 pm »
Bobby is perhaps playing on the fact that 'dorado' means 'gold' in Spanish?

Although the first thing I think of is that it is a giraffe. What I didn't know till now was that it is the same giraffe as Mahi Mahi. Irrelevant education.
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2007, 05:29:27 pm »
I know Alan Cumming played Nightcrawler, but who was the other one?
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2007, 08:40:26 pm »
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I know Alan Cumming played Nightcrawler, but who was the other one?

X-Men/Superman-Returns-With-A-Kid-And-Can-Lift-CONTINENTS-Of-Kryptonite-Somehow director Bryan Singer is... like... profoundly gay. Cartoonishly gay. Buddy on "Kids in the Hall" won't talk to him because he considers him too much of a stereotype gay. Confetti spontaneously forming in the air around him gay.

Seriously, I've got friends who've attended parties of his and... like... his house is just full of statues of c*ckes and naked men. Water fountains where the weiner holes are and everything. Apparently, he's also one of those directors who believes that you rule through fear, randomly throwing fits and firing people just to keep them on their toes. Screams a lot.
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Re: January the 2nd, 2007 - Cask Strength Gay
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2007, 09:36:31 pm »
I'm not sure what it says about my psyche, but Pat's bald spot looks like the Bungie logo to me.

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