This post brought to you with smeared eye makeup and cats who are freaked out because don't understand why their human is making weird noises and leaking water out of her face.
If television has taught me anything, Elle, it is that you should become a cargo pilot... you could meet a nice Jewish doctor from Manhattan! Jesus could be your disc jockey!
Seriously, I send good vibes. You seem like a Very Cool Sort who deserves happiness.
If your revenge plans upon this cad revolve at all around needlessly long-winded witticisms on internet message boards, I will assist as required. I'm not good for much else but, y'know, the odds say it's going to be useful at some point.
Sees-In-The-Dark-Man isn't all that useful against Evil World Devourers or Morally-Complex Magnet-Power Dudes but... if a dude is running around stealing light bulbs, Superman's really happy that SITDM has one of those radio-contact doohickeys.