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Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« on: January 05, 2007, 02:45:55 am »
Weed, it's what's for dinner. Has Ray helped T dodge a bullet? Will Lyle confront Nice Pete? Is someone going to get Taken before the storyline ends? Tune in next week as...
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 02:47:15 am »
... as Teodor learns that being in trouble is a fake idea?
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 02:51:21 am »
Kingston Sideburn???
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 04:13:51 am »
This is so fuckin' sweet! Go Teodor, you dodged a bullet!

Teodor's affirmation that he is indeed holding is... damn, that's touching. I am reminded of Tony's Law.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 04:40:50 am »
This will obviously come back to haunt Lyle, since he failed to find his replacement.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 06:36:08 am »
The alt-text has me imagining Ray passing an elementary-school-style Valentine to weed.

Obscure limited-release rich-guy elementary-school-style Valentines, sure, but nonetheless.

Maybe they'd be Peter Gabriel themed, as though they only made a thousand and they cost seven hundred dollars on eBay... maybe his merchandising people agreed to it before he even heard about it and by the time the news got to him, there were already some made and the factory workers smuggled a few out. As though the merch guys were fired but the legend remains.

"I love you BIG TIME, Valentine."

"Your love hits me like a SLEDGEHAMMER, Valentine."

"You really STEAM me up, Valentine."

etc.

This makes me want to buy Achewood Valentines, somehow.

Though I'd settle for Peter Gabriel Valentines, clearly.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 07:47:42 am »
It's so cold in Achewood estates that you can see Teodor's breath! I'm not sure, but I think that's an achewood first.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 01:55:44 pm »
Is Ray already somehow messed up or is going up to the roof really that exciting?
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 02:19:45 pm »
Everything gets exciting on Keif. Favorite pot-fueled pastime of some acquaintances of mine around here is to go to the supermarket in the middle of the night and buy several not-urgently-needed basic house-maintenance items just for that low 60Hz hum from the fluorescent lights and (I guess) the bright-colored packages in the aisles.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2007, 03:45:00 pm »
This is going to end badly.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2007, 07:01:29 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 05, 2007, 01:55:44 pm
Is Ray already somehow messed up or is going up to the roof really that exciting?

Ray is pumping his fist in the air in excitement, because he just realized that Teodor's "yeah, let's go up to the roof" is an admission of holding, and they're going up to the roof to go get HIGH! 

I think this is my most favorite Achewood strip EVAR.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2007, 10:33:05 pm »
Quote from: kellichou on January 05, 2007, 07:01:29 pm
Ray is pumping his fist in the air in excitement, because he just realized that Teodor's "yeah, let's go up to the roof" is an admission of holding, and they're going up to the roof to go get HIGH! 

I think this is my most favorite Achewood strip EVAR.

They're going somewhere high (the roof) to get high (by smoking weed).  This is the kind of thing that would BLOW YOUR MIND if you were stoned.  "We'll be high before we get high, man!  With every step we'll be higher and higher before we've even smoked a single puff! That's too perfect!" 

If that kind of thing had happened to me, I know I would've put a fist in the air.

I may even have waved it around in a way that suggested I just didn't care.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 10:47:49 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on January 05, 2007, 10:33:05 pm
They're going somewhere high (the roof) to get high (by smoking weed).  This is the kind of thing that would BLOW YOUR MIND if you were stoned.  "We'll be high before we get high, man!  With every step we'll be higher and higher before we've even smoked a single puff! That's too perfect!" 

If that kind of thing had happened to me, I know I would've put a fist in the air.

I may even have waved it around in a way that suggested I just didn't care.

You call that indifference!

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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 04:14:36 am »
Quote from: kellichou on January 05, 2007, 07:01:29 pm
Ray is pumping his fist in the air in excitement, because he just realized that Teodor's "yeah, let's go up to the roof" is an admission of holding, and they're going up to the roof to go get HIGH! 

I think this is my most favorite Achewood strip EVAR.

The RADDEST part about this story is that I texted my Wombie (not Womby, who is wombat, but my womb-mate kellichou, aka "wombie") this morning to tell her to read it...

WOMBIE BRAIN LINK. It was awesome. She'd already read it and was going to email me to tell me about it because it was her favorite.

Heh. I love being a twin.
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Re: Please tell me a cop and a doctor - January 5th, 2007
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 09:32:24 pm »
Perhaps a Kingston Sideburn is a clip blunt or clip joint?  If you roll up a bunch of resinated weed, the core kind of looks like a thin, nappy dreadlock.
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