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Author Topic: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007  (Read 3311 times)

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He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« on: January 11, 2007, 02:32:03 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007

Every line in this one deserves to be a thread title, but had to go with the coelacanth, of course.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 02:44:53 am »
Chapter 47: USB and You
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 02:47:21 am »
Somehow, I knew that Nice Pete would be the guy to eventually event a device to stab people through the Internet. Making it by vote is also genius; it nicely divides the blame.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 02:50:52 am »
So is someone gonna get stabbed, or maybe thrown off the roof?

Of course, the thread title SHOULD have been "NOT WITH MILLIONS OF HANDS ON THE BLADE!"
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 02:53:41 am »
So will there be a "Who should Nice Pete Kill" poll or something?
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 03:19:23 am »
Murder: The Book

Chapter NEW:
Vote to kill (some USB knowledge required)
(as written by Nice Pete)

This is basically the first kind of thing I think whenever anyone declares they have started the new chapter of something.  What is with that phrase that makes crazy people think it is acceptable?
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 04:03:50 am »
ooooooohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2007, 05:14:41 am »
So I'm guessing Nice Pete's USB device doesn't look anything like these.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2007, 01:17:41 pm »
I also liked "the hours I have spent with my van and my IEEE member directory" but I think it's too long for a thread title.  "Those fancy California boys think I am of low mind." And "I AM THE FATHER OF MODERN DEATH."

But you know, how often do you get to type "coelacanth."
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2007, 03:02:43 pm »
Ha, the BitTorrent of murder!  That is fantastic.  I really want Nice Pete to kill someone.  I'd like it to be Ray if it were up to me.  I'd like to see Ray in heaven or hell or wherever.  That would be great.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2007, 04:01:12 pm »
Best. Alt Text. Ever.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2007, 04:46:57 pm »
For those unfamiliar with internet face stabbing.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 10:34:36 pm »
Quote from: Sub_Topical on January 11, 2007, 04:01:12 pm
Best. Alt Text. Ever.

This is the first alt-text in a while (that I can remember) that isn't more of an insight on the current strip or the characters or anything.  But hey, you can't write always write the best alt text.  Sometimes you just have to write Best.  Alt Text.  Ever.
Ahem.  Yup.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2007, 01:13:13 am »
Oh dear, I hope Nice Pete didn't kill any of those engineers.

Incidentally, IEEE!!! sounds like something most people would scream if Nice Pete were trying to murder them.
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Re: He dined on coelacanth - January 11 2007
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2007, 01:23:26 am »
Quote from: nDed on January 12, 2007, 01:13:13 am
Incidentally, IEEE!!! sounds like something most people would scream if Nice Pete were trying to murder them.

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