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Author Topic: dude! -- January 12, 2007  (Read 9870 times)

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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2007, 04:07:29 pm »


Wasting my day off on the Internet.  Make your own vandalized card catalog card here.  But have you kids even ever seen a library card catalog? Sigh.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2007, 04:22:10 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 12, 2007, 04:07:29 pm


Wasting my day off on the Internet.  Make your own vandalized card catalog card here.  But have you kids even ever seen a library card catalog? Sigh.

Siiiiigh.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2007, 05:57:58 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 12, 2007, 04:05:46 pm
That wouldn't work in the US. Legally at traffice stops like that they are required to stop every single car so that it's fair.

That's balls - you americans with your "fairness" this and that. Down here it's kind of a lottery type of thing where the cops are supposed to use their finely hahahoned skills to halt only potentially suspect cars. It's funny how hard it is to keep a composed face when you're in the vicinity of well-oiled Kalashnikovs, this I can tell.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2007, 06:21:56 pm »
man, the party ended up being hell of lame. Only like 4 people were dressed up, and when we got there these guys were wrestling on the front porch.

it was a bad scene all around. A lot of "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, ASSHOLE!?" I wasn't really scared, I just laughed. And then it turned into this horrible scene where people were totally freaking out for no good reason, which was weird. Everyone was mad at the two guys who were wrestling, and telling them to leave... but they had stopped, and were just standing there talking. This one girl, though... wow. I wanted to punch her right in her bitchy little mouth. If the guys are drunkenly screaming at each other, and then stop, it seems like screaming at them more is a horrible, horrible idea.

I love punk people. I love them.

my favorite:

1: "andy, you're a fuck*ng douchebag. I hate you. You aren't my friend anymore... i come over here, and you kick me out? What am I even doing anymore? fuck you, dude. fuck you."
2: "Yeah, andy! you suck! Fuck you, dude, you're a fuck*ng hippy prick. I hate you, and I hate your friends, I hope you all die."
1: "Dude, WHAT did you just say to my man Andy? Who the fuck do you think you are? FUCK YOU! I can say that shit because he's my friend! GET THE FUCK OUT, ASSHOLE!"
and it just devolved from there. Andy just kind of stood there looking upset the whole time.
my favorite was when he told this one guy (#2) "dude... I didn't invite you. And you aren't my friend."
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2007, 06:41:40 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 12, 2007, 03:14:12 am
Oh god... this makes that scene from Pulp Fiction look tame in comparison.

You beat me to it with the Pulp Fiction reference.

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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2007, 10:35:06 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on January 12, 2007, 03:53:43 pm

[1] - yeah it's a misappropriation of the original meaning but we brazilians are cute and sexy and we answer to smug semantical correctness with the cadenced swing of our tanned hips

Screw Brazil!  You with your painful genital waxing and speaking a gibberish butchered version of Castillian, the finest language on God's earth.

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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2007, 01:24:21 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 12, 2007, 04:07:29 pm
But have you kids even ever seen a library card catalog? Sigh.

I have a card catalog in my house.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2007, 02:04:10 am »
Quote from: Ben-San on January 13, 2007, 01:24:21 am
I have a card catalog in my house.

No! Really?
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2007, 02:27:39 am »
Yes. It is not, however, an accurate or current index of the books in the house. Instead we mostly use it for anything you would consider a large number of long, narrow drawers with labels on the front useful for.

It is a nice-looking piece of furniture, though.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2007, 04:12:03 am »
My dad has about 300 audio tapes (both actual albums and bootlegged copies) that he's been lugging around the world since the 70s, and they are all numbered, with a handy index card box in case you need to locate a certain tape.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2007, 10:22:53 am »
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Yes. It is not, however, an accurate or current index of the books in the house. Instead we mostly use it for anything you would consider a large number of long, narrow drawers with labels on the front useful for.

How do you not re-enact that scene from Ghostbusters, like, all the time?

That would be the major peril of owning such a device, I'd imagine.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2007, 12:59:38 pm »
Quote from: mrchee on January 12, 2007, 10:35:06 pm
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TO FRANCE? 

It felt funny, actually. But I can`t say I`m with the majority in this issue here.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2007, 01:10:27 am »
i'd like to think that pat will save the day here.   probably not in an heroic way, but in a way that is accidental.  you know, he'll come in when pete's got the knife thingy ready to go... pete will get distracted, and BAM, the knife cuts their binds rather than their, you know, rad chilies.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2007, 08:23:31 pm »
What's up with the (presumably leather) belt on the knife drive? Not being a Mac user, I'm not familiar with how Apple peripherals are racked.
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Re: dude! -- January 12, 2007
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2007, 09:06:10 pm »
I think that the leather straps add an appropriately creepy vibe to Pete's invention.
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