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[theinevitable]

yeah. I dug them until I saw/heard about a few that seemed to go completely against their whole concept. (EG: "monogamy is bullshit! Religion is Bullshit!") I don't know.

[linnea]

how the hell would he know? Did he get his junk cut up at a late age?

Dude, there are billions of circumcised men on the planet. Most of them orgasm at the drop of a hat. They don't have a problem with reduced genital sensation.

[theinevitable]

maybe they don't have a "problem" with it-- but they do have it. I mean, a piece of highly sensitive skin was cut off of them. Thems the facts.

[V-Adore]

maybe they don't have a "problem" with it-- but they do have it. I mean, a piece of highly sensitive skin was cut off of them. Thems the facts.

Yeah, but... and I apologize in advance if this turns into a giant-ass rant... it bugs me a lot when circumcision is directly compared to female genital mutilation, because the two are not even in the same galaxy. FGM involves mutilation so severe that any kind of pleasurable sex, or even non-painful sex, is impossible, on top of having any number of urogenital-health complications and drastically increasing the danger associated with childbirth. FGM kills people. I can understand the idea that people opposed to FGM might also logically be opposed to circumcision, but there is absolutely no comparison in terms of magnitude -- unless you are seriously prepared to argue that taking somewhat longer to orgasm is comparable with sex being agonizing and childbirth being deadly.

Furthermore, it is extremely irritating that, for a lot of guys, female genital mutilation is just another excuse to bitch about their own junk. Please don't be that guy.

[littlefallsmets]

Penn and Teller can fuck a duck, no matter what their position is.

My new favourite insult phrase, in the vein of "fuck a duck", lately has been:

"Eat a shitty peach."

You would say, in your instance, "Penn and Teller can eat a shitty peach!"

On paper (or screen) it's a little underwhelming but... out loud, it's really awesome.

Try 'er out.

[AugustWest]

Also, you've gotta say that my dick looks better than yours, Turtleneck Tom.

Wait, you've got a dick?  Or is this somehow pegging related?

[V-Adore]

My new favourite insult phrase, in the vein of "fuck a duck", lately has been:

"Eat a shitty peach."

You would say, in your instance, "Penn and Teller can eat a shitty peach!"

On paper (or screen) it's a little underwhelming but... out loud, it's really awesome.

Try 'er out.

I have to ask: is the implication that "shitty peach" in this phrase is a metaphor for certain body parts, or just meant to indicate that the target should eat a peach of very poor quality? I kind of like the latter -- it has a charming simplicity to it. "Penn and Teller, I hope you eat a peach and it is bad! I hope breakfast is ruined for you!"

[wombat]

Now that you mention it... what's so bad about fuck*ng a duck, anyway?

[Choop]

Ask the duck.

[littlefallsmets]

I kind of like the latter -- it has a charming simplicity to it.

That's how I intend it.

"May your breakfast fruit have weird soft spots and maybe a worm!"

If it was to be taken as a metaphor for sexual parts... yeah, I don't wanna see Penn or Teller do that.

At all.

[melack]

I propose a solution to this whole fiasco: all the uncircumcised dudes here (I can't be the only one) hook up their wangs to a USB device very similar to that of Nice Pete's. We put a picture of our dongs on the internet, and if people don't like what they see, they can vote to have it snipped off by the USB knife!

I just hope we don't get hella stabbed in the head and the ass cheek due to faulty drivers.

[theinevitable]

I was only comparing those two things in one way-- In my opinion, cutting things off of people without their consent for dubious reasons is not a good thing. They are similar in that-- not in magnitude.

[coldfrog]

I just told my friend to eat a shitty peach and he looked at me like I was crazy, then started laughing.  CAN'ED!

[JorgeFabregas]

I have to ask: is the implication that "shitty peach" in this phrase is a metaphor for certain body parts, or just meant to indicate that the target should eat a peach of very poor quality? I kind of like the latter -- it has a charming simplicity to it. "Penn and Teller, I hope you eat a peach and it is bad! I hope breakfast is ruined for you!"

I assumed it was a peach with shit on it. Such a peach would be bad to eat.

[JorgeFabregas]

Now that you mention it... what's so bad about fuck*ng a duck, anyway?

Oily. Painful for both parties--assuming one of the parties is Penn/Teller and the other is a duck.