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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2007, 09:31:14 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 21, 2007, 02:17:09 am
Now that you mention it... what's so bad about fuck*ng a duck, anyway?

Well, I suppose the human would be shunned by their peers, but the duck's friends would consider him quite the fellow.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2007, 10:21:53 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on January 21, 2007, 05:49:45 am
I assumed it was a peach with shit on it. Such a peach would be bad to eat.

I like to think that a "shitty peach" is a mealy, gross peach that has texture like spaghetti squash when you bite into it. EWWW!!! My mouth dries up just thinking about it.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2007, 08:49:08 pm »
Guys, wangs are not that big a deal.

If you are cut, hooray! It is OK.

If you are uncut, hooray! It is also OK but do not let the insecurity of cut guys get to you. You know that all the BS about dickcheese, cancer, and ladies preference is not true. Just don't pick on the cut guys. They can't help it.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2007, 10:33:35 pm »
Giraffe Placenta.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
This thread may now be closed.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2007, 06:17:27 am »
As long as there is newborn foreskin in the world, this thread can never be closed!
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2007, 06:28:01 am »
Roving gangs of anti-circumsizing activists... tagging buildings "4skin 4life!"

Unemployed mohels, clad in dirty jackets, standing around barrels of burning trash.

Frothing protestors threatening to bring guns into maternity wards to enforce the will of God.

Mad Max, end of the world shit. This is where we are heading with this thread.

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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2007, 06:59:53 am »
I'm prepared to wait that long. I have a 2 liter of Coke and a comfortable chair.

edit: a can for "Roving gangs of anti-circumsizing activists"
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2007, 10:48:22 am »
Damn it, I'm gone for a week and miss a heated discussion about circumcision.

It's probably just as well, though.  In real life I'm always afraid to introduce circumcision to a conversation, because there is a part of my brain that for some reason always conflates that idea with castration, or at the very least gets the two words mixed up.  I have embarrassed myself this way on multiple occasions.

...and with that the thread comes full circle, the circumcision debate having begun as a discussion of the ultimate fate of Ray's rad chilies.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2007, 02:18:27 pm »
i_f - it's not so strange to get circumcision and castration mixed up.  After all, sometimes one leads to the other.

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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2007, 08:10:33 pm »
also: guys start talking about their personal state.

which, inevitably, leads to dissing of one's own, personal hose.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2007, 10:41:26 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 19, 2007, 06:49:56 pm
Holy hell - whoever wrote the cat question deserves some sort of award.  I laughed so hard tears came out.  This level of funny makes me think Onstad writes the questions too - it's too good for a layperson.

As for Ray being neutered, I don't think most cats know they've been fixed - they're out cold when it goes down, and as both this column (if it's not fake) and my own personal experience dictates, cats still get their bone on if they're fixed anyway.

My ex's cat totally gives himself boners.  He gives himself kitty bee-jayz.  It's really disturbing, but he's secure in his kittay sexuality..
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2007, 04:19:30 am »
The concept of kitty bjs, combined with your username of rust mouth somehow made me think of rusty trombones, and now this whole topic has just become rather scary in my mind.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2007, 04:46:37 am »
Especially if you start to consider the difficulties involving barbs.
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2007, 06:16:49 am »
Okay, thread's over! Everyone out of the pool!
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Re: Ray's Place - 18.01.2007
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2007, 06:01:02 pm »
...aw jeez, Ma, do we GOTTA?

Fat Billy's gonna come over and do CANNONBALLS.

He's FAT and he's gonna do CANNONBALLS. It was gonna be AWESOME.
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