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Author Topic: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal  (Read 3552 times)

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Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« on: January 19, 2007, 02:52:34 pm »
Wombat!

Because you're as shy as an armadillo, but twice as pleasant to be around.
Because you eat Ethiopian food like a pro.
Because you bring the strong sack when someone ruthlessly abuses the English language.
Because I still have your Friends of the National Zoo card...oops!?!
Because you let me touch a naked mole rat just because Robert DeNiro did.

...we love you, Wombat.

Many happy returns.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 04:36:44 pm »
Just a sincere happy birthday from these quarters without any (non) sly references.

Whadda ya want? It's the cleanest I can come.

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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 04:44:21 pm »
Ha, don't worry jl, the card's expired by now.  Thanks!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 05:07:17 pm »
Happy birthday to the lady who goes by Wombat, yet has a sloth as an avatar - and who has had a job that was my childhood dream :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2007, 05:32:18 pm »
Happy happy, birthday birthday.

Enjoy in good health.

(Was, like, everyone on this board but me born in January? Seems like it.)
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2007, 05:33:20 pm »
happiest of birthdays, Wombie! You are great.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2007, 06:02:11 pm »
Happy Birthday! 

Because as long as you and Paul are around, I'm not the oldest.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2007, 06:04:29 pm »
I got to touch a naked mole rat* because of you. You are rad.



*They feel like wangs.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 06:29:45 pm »
Happy birthday!

I would pluck you, like most delicate flower. Until you are so nude.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2007, 06:36:13 pm by Fooker »
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 06:40:19 pm »
Wombat - you make me want to say dirty nasty things just to see if you get them.  This is a true sign of genearl goodness.  You are one of my favorite imaginary internet people.  May your day be the best!  The best!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 07:35:43 pm »
Sorry for this being belated! But happy birthday, Wombat. You rock.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 09:08:42 pm »
Happy Birthday and thank you for increasing the average number of times per day that I see a picture of a sloth. (This is a statistic where higher is better.)
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2007, 09:25:46 pm »
More!

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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2007, 09:33:14 pm »
Happy Capricorn season to you, and also Birthday!  Wait, it's still Capricorn season, right?
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite small mammal
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2007, 09:48:30 pm »
What a delightful reverse birthday gift (all hobbit-stylezz) that sloth picture is.

Happy birthday, Wombat! I stand in great jealousy of those who have touched a naked mole rat, but I still think you're rad. (Note: clauses may not actually be that closely related.)
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