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[pmcd9]

I am me.

[linnea]

Someone photoshopped an actual loaf of bread and a picture of a cat to look like a cat-bread, which was horrifying. I look nothing like that.

[coldfrog]

I predict that I will be too drunk to pay attention and will in the end try to play Settlers of Catan with a pair of nail clippers and a doorstop.

[Carlos del Vaca]

I have no frickin' idea what's going to happen in this game.  On paper, and after watching the conference championship games, it looks like it should be pretty close.  But I have a gut feeling that the Bears are going to go out and lay an egg, and we will finally stop hearing how Manning can't win the big one.

Colts 31, Bears 13.

[Drygioni]

Colts 30, Bears 22

[wombat]

Bears can tear colts apart and eat them, but equines can run away fast.  Taking the first hits on Google when superficially researching the relative speed of the two animals, bears can run 30 mph and tire easily, hosss can run 50 mph. I therefore vote for the Colts to win, score of 30-50.  I have no idea if football scores can even contain those numbers but I have done enough exhausting research for tonight.

[AugustWest]

My prediction? 

1.  The commercials will be more interesting than the game.
B)  The halftime show will suuuuuuuuck.

[littlefallsmets]

Has there ever been a halftime show, interesting in any way other than a "trainwreck" quality?

Other than a "weird lady's titty"/"three-dee glasses"/"up with people" clusterfuck kinda way?

I never remember one.

[jough]

I kept thinking that this sunday was Superbowl Sunday.  It isn't.  Dang.  I already made my usual "counter-plans" going to see a play on Sunday.  Ah well.  I guess I'll have to find something interesting to do next Sunday as well.

Thankfully I can always catch the good ads on YouTube now.

I'm probably going to be out and about here in Chicago during the game.  If the Bears win I may pop by a few local pubs to enjoy the madness.

In the meantime, everyone in town is doing the superbowl shuffle.  They even put a big Bears hat on the Picasso sculpture in Daley Plaza.  I have not the words.

[linnea]

Am I the only person who finds it bizarre that people are excited to see adverts?

A woman that I work with said that she didn't really care about the game, but that she couldn't wait to see some of the ads. That is just weird... "Despite being bombarded with advertising throughout my entire life and each day, I am excited to see what the media circus has dreamed up to convince me to buy their product."

True, I have seen some funny ads in my day. I just think it's weird that some of the most extravagantly funded "creativity" productions are geared to whore products in a consumerist society. Bread and circus, I guess.

[theinevitable]

(edit: I am not completely sure why I had posted a rant about wanting to study marketing here. carry on.)

[JorgeFabregas]

In the meantime, everyone in town is doing the superbowl shuffle.  They even put a big Bears hat on the Picasso sculpture in Daley Plaza.  I have not the words.

They put a White Sox cap on it during the world series in 2005.

Re: Halftime shows. I thought the U2 show was great in 2002, but I may be a sap.

Prince is performing this year. He's an incredible performer. They'll probably schmaltz it up, though.

[melack]

Bears can tear colts apart and eat them, but equines can run away fast.  Taking the first hits on Google when superficially researching the relative speed of the two animals, bears can run 30 mph and tire easily, hosss can run 50 mph. I therefore vote for the Colts to win, score of 30-50.  I have no idea if football scores can even contain those numbers but I have done enough exhausting research for tonight.

Any score for a football team is possible as long as it's not 1. There simply can never be a score of 1. If a football team scored 1 for the game, the universe would open up like a great, yawning mouth and inhale until nothing remained. The mouth would then close and cease existence forever, but not before it whispered, "Why... did you... score... one?"

Also: god dang hosss are fast!

[jaydub]

30-50 could come about in a large number of different ways (10 field goals are kind of hard to imagine) - but 3 touchdowns for 21 points and 3 field goals for another 9 would work for the Bears.  Six touchdowns, two field goals and a 2-point safety scored by the defense would give the Colts 50.

[KeithHernandez]

www.bearvscolt.com

Funniest Super Bowl preview ever?

I am me.

Dang doggie, hell of low self worth.

(I am trying to make a joke because you have no picture.)