I tried to do a good deed today. A lady pulled out of a gas station in front of me and I saw that her gas cap, which she had left on the trunk of her car rolled off into the street. She didn't notice. I tried very hard to catch her to tell her this. It's not an essential part of the vehicle, but I doubt she wants to lose it if she can help it. And you know, I was inspired by that hero from NYC that jumped on the tracks to save a boy. I figure if he could do that, I could help a lady get her to not lose her gas cap. My passenger side window handle is loose so it has a habit of falling into the floorboard. I risked life and limb giraffeing around in the floorboard trying to find it while at the same time trying not to lose this lady. I finally caught up to her and got beside her, but can't get her attention. She's talking on the phone, which is possibly a contributing factor in why she mislaid her gas cap. So I am waving my hands frantically at her and finally she looks over at me. I reach over and roll down the window and motion for her to do the same. She puts her window down about 2 inches then thinks better of the situation and stops rolling. She gets this 'what does this freak want' look on her face. I yell to her, "you've lost your gas cap." She can't hear me, she ain't rolling down her window. I yell at her again, she can't hear me, she ain't lowering her window, she ain't putting down the phone. So I said fuck it and let her go. I guess she'll figure it out when she gets to wherever she is going.
So anyway, I didn't rape anyone and I tried to do a good deed for someone today.