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[AugustWest]

Heh heh.  Lyle.

[ryanpeq]

Is that take five?  It looks like take five.

[jcreed]

Is that take five?  It looks like take five.

It's definitely meant to be "take five". The rhythm is there, it's just that the key signature and the straightness of the staff lines are a bit missing.

[theinevitable]

if you are doing a wikipedia search to find out if vinegar is actually used for this, do not leave the window open. make sure you clear the search bar.

people will come and talk to you, and you will be showing them things on the internet, and suddenly you will notice the words "anal douche" in the search bar. And you will start crying openly.

(ok, I lied. It just said Douche, but that's almost as bad.)

also: really? I feel like -pure- vinegar would be a horrible idea, even moreso than vinegar mixed with water.

[iron_felix]

The Moonshine Neuroretarder is calling this one "Lyle's Vinegar Ablution."

The non-sequitur from enjoying Brubeck to Lyle's nether regions=bravo

I don't see this as a non sequitur at all....  Lyle is just illustrating the counterpoint to Téodor's Brubeck-induced reverie:  Everyone else on Earth is a huge, steaming pile of shit.

...and vinegar.  Shit and vinegar.  I like that... it has a nice sort of ring to it.

Has anyone else noticed that the SFX in panel 1 read "plug glug glug?"  Even more unsettling...

[Bimmicus]

Now that you mention it, unsettling indeed.

[pubdoggy]

Pickled Plums, anyone?

[CortJstr]

...and vinegar.  Shit and vinegar.  I like that... it has a nice sort of ring to it.

Not to be confused with santorum.*

The reference to Brubeck and Teodor's attendant thoughts=bravo

The non-sequitur from enjoying Brubeck to Lyle's nether regions=bravo

The idea of a "man douche" and it's forced visitation on my life=ewww.


But you know, that's Achewood, right there: Bravo, bravo, ewww (followed soon after, usually, by wtf?!)

This reminds me of a few years back on Conan when he described his favorite audience reaction and horror morphing into applause. "Ohhhh! That's just wrong how could he..heeeey! clapclapclap laugh"



*Attention Wombat! do not look up santorum at Urban Dictionary. Or Linguistic Society of America's Word of the Year list for 2005. In fact, just stop reading this thread entirely.

[Turbo Ninja]

Shit and vinegar.  I like that... it has a nice sort of ring to it.

Worst potato chips ever.

[wombat]

*Attention Wombat! do not look up santorum at Urban Dictionary. Or Linguistic Society of America's Word of the Year list for 2005. In fact, just stop reading this thread entirely.

Wombat already knows this word. She may no longer be a member of the LSA, but she does read Savage Love religiously. However, your concern is appreciated.

Actually, right now she's much more appalled by the 'pickled plums.'

[chuanoplast]

Pickled Plums, anyone?

I'll never be able to eat Umeboshi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umeboshi) again.

[wombat]

I'll never be able to eat Umeboshi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umeboshi) again.

Yes, exactly, not that I ever actually liked them before but now I dread even seeing one.

[littlefallsmets]

Wombat already knows this word. She may no longer be a member of the LSA, but she does read Savage Love religiously. However, your concern is appreciated. Actually, right now she's much more appalled by the 'pickled plums.'

Nothing says "grossed out" like going third person.

Which, logically, means that Rickey Henderson is constantly grossed out.

[Bjorn the Destroyer]

Bjorn sometimes goes into the third person to narrate his own activities, but he would feel maligned if such an action were to be construed as an act of disgust. Bjorn simply wishes to draw attention to the fact that Bjorn is Bjorn.

That said, Bjorn does not advocate pure vinegar for man-douching, but rather a 1 to 3 water mix.

[FlipConstantine]

RE: mandouching.

I've found that the creative use of a tube and some baking soda in addition results in a much more uh, thorough man douche.  But that's just my santorum covered .02.