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Author Topic: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.  (Read 7069 times)

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11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« on: February 12, 2007, 01:55:57 am »
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 01:59:50 am »
Mr. Bear must've learned about teabagging while he was working for Spice. I can't imagine a gentleman knowing the term otherwise.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 02:02:02 am »
Cornelius is a pretty worldly cat, he may not sink to using such verbage himself but that doesn't mean he is unaware of it.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 02:08:47 am »
man. i still do not think anything was going up lyle's ass.

and this confirms it for me.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 02:17:26 am »
I am disconcerted that the Man-Douche strip was not a one-off.

If this becomes a plot, I will be sad inside. Sad. Inside. Forever.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 02:19:45 am »
But why would you need man-douche for something exterior, such as the nardsac?

I have to believe that the term "douche" suggests internal application.

I have to.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 02:20:46 am »
yes-- but it also is applied to ladies as a rule. I feel that in this application, Lyle is getting a deep-clean going on his Rad Chilies.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 02:23:14 am »
Then why does he need a bowl?

Why not ruin... oh... Teodor's fancy foodie dishwashing sponge?

Or a really good towel?

Do I need to spell it out for the audience? A bowl suggests anal vacuum action.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 02:50:27 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 12, 2007, 02:17:26 am
I am disconcerted that the Man-Douche strip was not a one-off.

I second this.

You know who I miss at a time like this? Phillippe.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 03:30:10 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 12, 2007, 02:50:27 am
You know who I miss at a time like this? Phillippe.

I, for one, am glad that Philippe wasn't witness to this.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 04:39:15 am »
If you squint enough, the second panel appears to show Teodor wearing tiny little Chuck Taylors. Are those his special cookin' shoes?
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 04:56:02 am »
Maybe he got them from Nice Pete.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 05:00:47 am »
Quote from: Lt. Geyser Shitdick
Maybe he got them from Nice Pete.

Frankly, given your screen name, I was hoping for definitive information on man-douching.

You know. To end the great debate.
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 05:15:17 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 12, 2007, 02:19:45 am
I have to believe that the term "douche" suggests internal application.

I have to.

The term "douche" suggests internal application, but the term "teabagging" does not.  "Douche" typically applies to the ladies and "teabagging" typically applies to the gents, so it makes sense to assume that the latter term provides the more literal description. 

Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 12, 2007, 02:23:14 am
Then why does he need a bowl?

Why not ruin... oh... Teodor's fancy foodie dishwashing sponge?

Or a really good towel?

Do I need to spell it out for the audience? A bowl suggests anal vacuum action.

Perhaps Lyle just thinks a bowl is more comfortable.  Maybe he considers a sponge or towel too harsh and abrasive.  Maybe the bowl was closer than the towel, and he didn't want to have to walk across the room.  Or maybe he went with the bowl for the same reasons he's gone with the sink and the dishwasher in the past.  Whatever his reasons, I think it's clear that (A) while a bowl is necessary, it's not sufficient equipment for anal vacuum action, and (B) if said action had gone down, Teodor would not have described it so euphemistically. 
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Re: 11 February 2007 - He teabagged your bowl until his eyes watered.
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 05:18:19 am »
I had to google Taleggio to fully get Connie's reference.

Also, bonus for another Latin form of perineum, which for some reason is mentioned a lot in emergency medicine (e.g., "expose and inspect the genitalia and perineum only as needed"). I never studied Latin so I have no idea why "perinea" is more appropriate in this case. Maybe because it sounds better than "perineums"?

**EDIT: There is no modesty in emergency medicine. It's one of the few forums I have where it's considered appropriate in some cases for me to bust out the shears and cut off a dude's ****** (or lady). Cuz I'll have a lot of 'splainin to do if I cut the trousers off a particularly hot specimen if they had, like, a broken collarbone. Also JAILARITY for assault. And I'd never be able to work as an EMT again, and rightfully so.

So yeah, you guys better be glad that I'm probably not the medic who's going to get called if you get injured or sick.
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