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Author Topic: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )  (Read 5974 times)

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Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« on: February 16, 2007, 02:53:41 am »
Meh, except for Old Phillippe's hairstyle.  Roast Beef: not the most empathetic cat in the world.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2007, 03:46:47 am by Limmo »
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 03:02:30 am »
I tend to agree with you on the strip, but Male Pattern Baldness Phillippe is classic.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 03:06:45 am »
Oh, come on. Eardrums all explodin' like popcorn.

Oh and: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02162007
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 03:47:17 am »
Permalink added. 

::slinks off in shame::
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 04:03:43 am »
You guys are crazy, I'm digging this one.
Phillipe going to Beef with a Problem is a perpetual motion machine of fear.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 05:09:08 am »
Hasn't Beef ever heard of a simple earache? Those things aren't really causes for concern, in my estimation.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 05:10:45 am »
Quote from: Limmo
Roast Beef: not the most empathetic cat in the world.

That's not the issue, though.

Dude has the depression. Dude just sees sadness everywhere.

In Dude's head, he IS sugar-coating it for the impressionable kid.

The Depression was telling him about gory infections with fluids and such. Things festering into your brain and making you think you're being eaten by cockroaches that look like your grandma until The Good Lord finally lets you die. That is what The Depression tells him.

When The Depression is its worse, you don't consciously remember that The Depression's talking no more.

This is the life of Beef.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 05:25:19 am »
Well I don't know about you guys, but I find the mental image of a cochlea being blown out of your head by an exploding ear infection and ricocheting off a weather vane so hard it makes it spin round totally hilarious.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 05:36:10 am »
This is improved if you imagine the cochlea making a little "ping!" as it ricochets off the weathervane.

Also, for someone with no grasp of obscenity, degradation, or much general foulness, Philippe still manages to portray a pretty good Lyle in his mind.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 05:46:53 am »
No love for the gracious gesture that accompanies "My father once knew a man?"
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 06:09:20 am »
Or that Lyle did not age in Phillipe's imagination?

Or Phillipe seems to think that if you're deaf, you only don't hear SOME words, as would happen in a wacky sitcom misunderstanding?

There is a lot this strip has to offer.

It is not the very best there has ever been but there is definitely hidden value there.

The little strip that could.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 06:56:04 am »
It looks like he put little patches of duct tape on himself. What is he trying to do? Does Lyle have a plate in his head?
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 07:01:42 am »
I think Phillipe has picked up that Lyle Does Bad Things, and that Doing Bad Things somehow involves Knowing Guys who can Make Things Happen.  There are obvious dots to illicit behavior, and his mind searches to connect them.

Ah!  Turtles.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 07:15:08 am »
I am a big fan of regular Lyle, but I think I might love Lyle in Philippe's imagination more. That is totally a shelted five-year-old's image of a vile person, all wanting a turtle to get run over.
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Re: Today SUCKS! ( 16 February 2007 )
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 07:18:46 am »
Not to mention the look on imagination lyle's face when he realizes that poor innocent deaf phillipe might be interested in crushing a turtle.  It's so heartbreaking.
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