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Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« on: February 22, 2007, 08:47:11 am »
Man, that is pretty awesome.
I don't know if I knew I got these things. Will they be contacting me?

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 09:08:26 am »
The winner is the presence of Nachos Galacticos on the secret Taco Bell menu.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 09:40:40 am »
Inev gets canned for picking the exact title that I was thinking of.

I find it particularly funny that the implication here is that Ass Men are hell of blatant about it, but Breast Men like to keep their intentions underground until they spot one of their own.  They are all going to secret underground cellars and handing out slips of paper all with "Rule 1: You do not talk about Breast Club" and eating hell of taco bell.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 10:06:24 am »
The ass society used to be this covert but then all those crass rappers came out with their 'I like big butts' schtick and just ruined it for everyone, by then a lot of them had moved onto breasts anyway.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 10:44:36 am »
Cats who enjoy large breasts can order aged moderate-quality tequila from a fast food drive thru
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 12:45:11 pm »
This is no fair. What kind of club can the ladies join to get special drinks and a phone call from a firemen, just for liking something they naturally like?
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 01:15:25 pm »
I'm totally digging Breast Men as a sort of secret society. All executives leaving a job applicant in a room with a one-way mirror and a shapely wooden figurine... all watching from the mirror to see if the applicant starts fondling the ruuuude titties on it... all saying "he's one of us, gentlemen... tell Jenkins to clear out the corner office on the 8th floor for our new comrade."

Leg Men certainly don't have anything like this. We need to organize or something. The LEAST we can do is a marketing agreement to start buying whiskey from Jack In The Box or something.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 01:38:01 pm »
Free karate lessons? Why have I not been informed of this?
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 02:05:36 pm »
The first thing I thought of reading this strip was this site - not sure if there's actually a connection between kooky goth web design and being a breast man, but there it is.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 02:15:27 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 22, 2007, 12:45:11 pm
This is no fair. What kind of club can the ladies join to get special drinks and a phone call from a firemen, just for liking something they naturally like?

You can join the Society of Ladies Who Appreciate a Sense of Humor.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 02:59:04 pm »
"James Bond in a Towel" is an excellent new way to say that something is awesome.  Great stuff.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 03:04:41 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on February 22, 2007, 01:15:25 pm
Leg Men certainly don't have anything like this. We need to organize or something. The LEAST we can do is a marketing agreement to start buying whiskey from Jack In The Box or something.

Good, I was starting to think I was the only one.  Ass Man vs. Breast Man is a false dichotomy.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 05:21:45 pm »
Its high time that American fast food restaurants start serving booze.  In drive-throughs no less.  The Patrón Añejo should be served either in airplane bottles (chilled) or disposable shorty tumblers over ice with a twist of lime.  Possibly with a soda lid and red sippy stirrer.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 05:38:52 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on February 22, 2007, 05:21:45 pm
Its high time that American fast food restaurants start serving booze.  In drive-throughs no less.  The Patrón Añejo should be served either in airplane bottles (chilled) or disposable shorty tumblers over ice with a twist of lime.  Possibly with a soda lid and red sippy stirrer.

Those Jamba Juice dealies in Whole Foods could at least serve frozen daquiries and such.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2007, 06:27:04 pm »
I think we should hold a contest as to who can make the best Breast Man cocktail. I will throw my hat into the ring as I have lots of ingredients on hand. Do you think it should require Patron Anejo because it is referenced in the same strip? My opinion is No.
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