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ray

3 (9.7%)

nice pete

11 (35.5%)

teodore

1 (3.2%)

lyle

5 (16.1%)

roast beef

1 (3.2%)

Touamb Hive Mind

5 (16.1%)

Philippe

2 (6.5%)

pat

3 (9.7%)

Total Members Voted: 30

[wombat]

Why isn't Philippe on the poll?

[littlefallsmets]

I am more disturbed by the idea of a TOUAMB hive mind.

The combined knowledge of the regular and semi-regular posters on this place would be a dangerously eclectic beast and could probably wreak all sorts of havoc if turned to ill means.

Also, "eclectic" never looked right to me. Too many "c"s for such a small word.

[Formica]

Why isn't Philippe on the poll?

Because his appeared in the lower right hand corner of Beef's chart.

[rabidambulance]

It should be "cue," not "queue," for the braveheart.

also, this is basically a good way to go through life.

Or "Queue up Braveheart in the list of movies I'm going to watch."  If that list is empty, Braveheart is coming on next.

Speaking of queues, I wonder what Ray's Netflix queue looks like.

[Sub_Topical]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[littlefallsmets]

Speaking of queues, I wonder what Ray's Netflix queue looks like.

Rich people don't have Netflix. Rich people just... buy DVDs and then stick 'em in a corner somewhere.

Though he is an imaginary cat, he is an obscenely rich imaginary cat. He's probably in a club that just sends him every DVD that comes out every Tuesday. Roast Beef probably offered to come up with some sort of organizational system back when the pile was still manageable but now...

Now, Beef dreads the idea of being taken up on the offer because it is one thing to organize a couple hundred DVDs and it is another thing to organize six or seven thousand DVDs. Especially when so many of the DVDs are probably kids' movies or weird direct-to-video stuff they'd never watch and... so very many situations where they have four different versions of the movie with all different bonus features.

Beef all waking up at night, wondering if he'd put the fullscreen version of Silence of the Lambs ahead of the "You Look Like A Rube Edition" of Silence of the Lambs or behind it, screaming out the possibilities in terror.

"Shh, honey..." Molly might say on reflex, "you've had this nightmare before. Remember, you'd organize them in order of DVD release date, earlier first. It's okay, it's okay, go back to sleep."

[theinevitable]

LFM--  YES!

I am also a fan of the thing where you find a really attractive girl in a place where there -ought- to be really attractive girls, but there usually aren't.

The only example I can think of is when I came into the radio station for my first show to find a mind bendingly hot girl doing a show. And playing really good music. I died a little bit.

Also, it made me realize why I like glasses so much. She was utterly terrifying and I was basically afraid to even say hi to her until she put on her glasses. Somehow they make a girl seem accessible.

At least, for me. Fuck, she is so rude.

[V-Adore]

I confess I'd love to see the TOUAMB flowchart, if only because it would inevitably involve a box labeled "Giraffe placenta?" with the options of NO or HELL NO.

[littlefallsmets]

TOUAMB Flow Chart (rough draft)

"Sick Fuck or Hot Nerd Girl?" if "Sick Fuck" then "How sick?" if "Hot Nerd Girl" then "Rude Titties?"

If "Hell of sick" then "Well what entertainment product is this person into?" If "Only minorly sick" then "How can we make him sicker?"

If "Full-On Rude" then "Hell yes!" if "Not exactly rude" then you cycle back into "Well what entertainment product is this person into?" because as long as you are a nerd girl, it is totally okay if you do not have rude titties.

We still want to talk about entertainment product. We just wanted to know.

[Arachno-capitalist]

LF mets - CANNED

[Sub_Topical]

I am now running back to work before that LFM post makes my penis roll over and open Visio 'cause then I would be like all having to make this and I just can't spare the time right now...NO I MUST DO STUFF FOR THE AUSSIES AND KIWIS...

(we'll see)

[wombat]

Because his appeared in the lower right hand corner of Beef's chart.

Why would that mean I shouldn't get to vote for it?

[Formica]

Why would that mean I shouldn't get to vote for it?

A fair criticism, and one that appears to have been acknowledged in the poll.

[Enkidu]

I was going to vote Lyle, but his chart is probably like Phillippes - all with just two things on it.

Drink <----> Do something crass

[chuanoplast]

I voted for Ray because everyone needs a Lesson Corner. It is one of the most important things in life.

I think mine would be this:

You should not drink caffeine-----Why?--->Because last time you did, you destroyed ceramic roof tiles that were ON a two-story building by walking on them.