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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2007, 03:02:48 am »
Chuano is a fine nickname, as long as it rhymes with "guano."

"Chewy" works too, but I'll probably forget what it's referring to and get confused.

Don't eat the cyber cake!
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2007, 05:26:00 am »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 04, 2007, 03:02:48 am
Don't eat the cyber cake!

This seems like a statement that would work on a t-shirt. Maybe with a vintage woodcut-type-drawing of a man with a cake made of components.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2007, 06:28:05 am »
that's really funny, because when I went to Amsterdam they told us "Don't eat the Space Cake" and I really wanted that to be the name of my band.

Also: Muse, I apologize, I thought I had posted some birthday wishes here. Happy Late Birthday! You seem like a pleasant and kind person.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2007, 10:09:20 pm »
Happy Birthday, happy mirthday.  Don't eat the cake until you've mashed it around with your bottom.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 02:21:55 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 04, 2007, 10:09:20 pm
Happy Birthday, happy mirthday.  Don't eat the cake until you've mashed it around with your bottom.
I think that's an either/or thing, Paul.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2007, 02:34:47 am »
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I think that's an either/or thing, Paul.

Well, not necessarily but...

You'd better be REALLY REALLY sure of your bottom-cleanliness.

Like, right after a thorough shower.

Or, I suppose, you might not have to if you're into real fucked up stuff.

One or the other.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2007, 02:42:29 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 05, 2007, 02:34:47 am
Well, not necessarily but...

You'd better be REALLY REALLY sure of your bottom-cleanliness.

Like, right after a thorough shower.

Or, I suppose, you might not have to if you're into real fucked up stuff.

One or the other.
It is supposed to end up so smeared and mashed and mixed with other things that it would not be possible to eat it. OK?
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2007, 05:15:59 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 04, 2007, 10:09:20 pm
Happy Birthday, happy mirthday.  Don't eat the cake until you've mashed it around with your bottom.

The headless Harry Potter is supposed to guard against these sorts of things happening!
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2007, 07:09:22 pm »
I just have to say, I was moved to tears of mirth while reading the quotation from Henry V, including the following Jough-mask-ism:

Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts;
Into a thousand parts divide on man,
And make imaginary puissance;
Think when we talk of hosss, that you see them
Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth;

Burie'd in the Bard's flowery prose we find "hosss", which I take to be the plural of hoss.
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Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2007, 12:47:52 am »
Okay, there's absolutely no excuse for me to have missed this one.

Happy Birthday, Muse.  Be careful mashing the cyber cake around with your bottom - you wouldn't want to electrocute yourself.
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