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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2003, 05:55:29 pm »
Actually, doesn't regularly posting on a message board (of any type) put you a long way down the road toward Geektown?
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2003, 06:35:11 pm »
Woo Hoo!  I'm special.
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2003, 06:46:04 pm »
I'm going to have to find my +7 blessed ageproof Sig of Wittiness. Then this messageboard will be ready for Party Time.
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2003, 11:07:51 pm »
Once a friend and I sucked nitrous from the redi-whip cans right in the grocery store at about 10 pm.  My friend got a little too high and did a nose dive into the pickles aisle.  Much blood and pickle juice ensued.  I  had to pull him to his feet and walk him out of the store stopping in the housewares section to nab a towel for his head, which I didn't bother to pay for as I walked right of the store.  Not to mention many broken pickle jars.  I tell you what, that was some chaos.  But I don't think thats really the same kind of chaos that you guys are talking about.

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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2003, 11:48:32 pm »
To defend myself: not only am I currently in a roleplaying group, it is a beta-test group for a wonky homebrew game my GM made up himself. If there's one thing geekier than roleplaying, it's roleplaying and constantly giving the GM comments like "you're aware Fire Fingers is totally broken, right?" and "Niko, where the hell are my level 2 Earthsong powers, I have nothing to spend XP on!"

But anyway, let's get back to socially-positive, healthful activities, like pranking grocery stores.

I've always wanted to go through the checkout with a single grape (or other bulk item, like a gummi worm) and attempt to buy it, just to see what they do.
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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2003, 12:05:46 am »
I once ordered "a grit" in a Bob Evans once.

sorry.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2003, 12:38:58 am »
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I once ordered "a grit" in a Bob Evans once.

What precisely would constitute "a grit," anyway? The thought makes me slightly tremulous.
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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2003, 01:29:00 am »
Must be a Yankee.  

Hominy grits, my dear.  AlohaDawg ordered a single grit.  Imagine going into a Denny's and ordering one cornflake.

Hilarity ensues.
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« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2003, 01:56:21 am »
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Must be a Yankee.  

Hominy grits, my dear.  AlohaDawg ordered a single grit.  Imagine going into a Denny's and ordering one cornflake.

Hilarity ensues.

Well, yes, I was aware of the concept of grits. It's just that somehow, in my mind's eye, I pictured that single grit expanding to fill the plate...

Now that's damn scary. The Giant Grit That Ate Memphis.
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2003, 03:58:00 am »
One Giant Grit does sound like a scary concept. It also sounds like a Barenaked Ladies or They Might Be Giants Song. Maybe someone here could write the lyrics.
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2003, 04:43:52 pm »
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One Giant Grit does sound like a scary concept. It also sounds like a Barenaked Ladies or They Might Be Giants Song. Maybe someone here could write the lyrics.


Well, I'm not that talented (or motivated), but here's one I made with the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator

"Why"

Bowls, rednecks, upset stomachs
Why God, Why?
Rednecks, hominy, One Giant Grit
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of One Giant Grit
Like a Poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Maize, bowls, mush
Why God, Why?
One Giant Grit, mush, upset stomachs
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of One Giant Grit
Like a Poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of One Giant Grit
Like a Poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

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I'm sure you can all do better.
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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2003, 06:11:52 pm »
Is the Wesley Willis song generator still up?
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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2003, 06:24:31 pm »
This is too much fun:

"I Think About One Giant Grit"
By Alanis Morrissette and Jough Dempsey

I Think Republicans are really a huge problem
I Think semen-producing penguins are too much on my mind
I Think midgets have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a plaid rain, beating down on me
Like a Donald Rumsfeld line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Monique's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit

I Think harvesters are gonna drive us all crazy
And ##### make me feel like a child
I Think artichokes will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?  I said what can you do?

Like a plaid rain, beating down on me
Like a Donald Rumsfeld line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Monique's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit

Like a plaid rain, beating down on me
Like Monique's smile, cruel and cold
Like Donald Rumsfeld's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit
Blame it on One Giant Grit
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