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[theinevitable]

damn. no all-girls schools near me.

WAIT.
GUESS WHO WENT TO AN ALL-GIRLS' SCHOOL?

*passes out*

(hints:
1-- y'all made jokes about me having Makeouts with her, after seeing her on my flickr?
2-- also apparently some of you thought she was my girlfriend.
2-- she is real cute.)

(don't actually guess, that is crossing a line I think. I just feel weird just... saying her name on the Intertubes)

[chuanoplast]

I just realized that I am a ten-minute's walk away from a women's college that is right next to a religious center where the Jewish student's group constantly holds dinners.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Uh, word. I go to a women's college...

That's right RMJ, and too bad you're taken or you could head over to my old school for the free beers and men who pander over every woman in sight. I thought transferring to a co-ed school would be like buying a ticket to some grand orgy, all with the girls living not 20 ft from where i bathe. I could not have been more wrong. Maybe now I need the shirt.

[Doc]

I went to an all guys high school, but I don't think that you can make the average teenage boy any more inclined to tear shirts off.

[CortJstr]

I went to an all guys high school, but I don't think that you can make the average teenage boy any more inclined to tear shirts off.

You could fill the shirts with itching powder. Or bees. That might work but it would still be such a small difference that you would need very expensive equipment to measure it.

[Turbo Ninja]

I went to an all guys high school, but I don't think that you can make the average teenage boy any more inclined to tear shirts off.

I also went to an all-boys high school...for two years, and then we went co-ed before my junior year.  My class was the first to graduate with girls ("women," as the administration insisted on calling them).  In my class of 135, there were 11 females.  The classes behind us were closer to 50/50 but it was hell of odd going from a male-centered environment to one where we suddenly felt compelled to hold in farts, to have clothing that was handsome (as opposed to conforming to the minimum standards of the dress code), or to worry about looking like a dork in class.

We used to go primal when a female anywhere near our age would walk through the commons area on her way into the building during lunch.  Standing ovations, chimp-like hooting and banging of chairs on the floor...but it was a private school so the women put up with it because apparently we were all wealthy enough to act out without consequence.

Teenage boys do not need to be reminded 8 hours a day how much they want to see and touch boobies.  This is why single-sex education is a Good Idea: with any luck, the gentlemen will get distracted by lessons or books or something and perhaps even learn.  EDUCATION!

[littlefallsmets]

Yum is not the standard reaction to ladies tearing off their panties with both hands.

Y'know something, though?

If I was in a room and a lady was literally tearing her panties off with both hands, unprovoked?

I would actually be sort of frightened. All Hulkin' out on her underdrawers because she cannot go ONE MORE SECOND without mating... I would be pretty much frightened. This crosses a line past what is a sexy forwardness or a sexy admission of arousal and... goes into a weird animal place that I cannot necessarily zero-to-sixty into.

My first thoughts would be along the lines of "is this woman mentally-challenged or insane in some way? has she gone into some crazy Spock-like baby-heat and she's not gonna stop until she's got me locked in for a small ball of cells' college education? if none of the above are true, is she so worked up that she is going to accidentally rip my dick off?"

If a woman stepped into my room and wordlessly shredded her panties with her bare hands while fixing a determined gaze on me with no other explanation, I would basically jump out the window on instinct.

"This woman wants to kill me or, worse, wants to make a child! EVACUATE! EVACUATE!"

As Andre 3000 said so eloquently "I'm just bein' honest, uh uh, I'm... just bein' honest."

[vivouk]

Teenage boys do not need to be reminded 8 hours a day how much they want to see and touch boobies.  This is why single-sex education is a Good Idea: with any luck, the gentlemen will get distracted by lessons or books or something and perhaps even learn.  EDUCATION!

Yeah, though it is a profoundly unnatural environment. I mean, I had female teachers and all, but pretty much everyone I know from school had their social development somewhat stunted as a result.

[theinevitable]

lfm-- obviously we do not have the same fantasies at all.

although in real life, I probably would be scared. Maybe.


actually, really, something to that effect happened to me once. And it was fuck*ng terrifying.

[littlefallsmets]

And it was fuck*ng terrifying.

Yeah, man.

Once I crashing at a friend's place during a college summer after a long night of drinking party at said friend's house and... I was woken up by his older sister sucking my toes. And...

I have been more shocked at times in my life?

I have been more sad at times in my life?

But I have never been so flat-out unadulterated freaked out in my fuck*ng life.

Not. A good. Thing.

A dude put on his shoes and walked home. That's what a dude did.

[iron_felix]

Téodor!  2007 Torah is out!  Here is copy.  Take take take.  You take.  Take take.

I completely fucked up a midterm earlier today, and now I come home to Vlad (with hair!), bees, and OutKast.  Is SO good.  Of course, Vlad obviously just grew his hair back so Onstad could recycle the panels from the Bible strip, but I'm not complaining.  I like how he has the same bag, only with a Magen David instead of an ichthys.

[linnea]

That is really weird. I just got home from getting some more dental work done (see my post about having thousands of dollars worth of expensive dental work done because I smoked weed in high school) so I'm a little loopy on painkillers and my Reward Scotch.

...So lfm, a lady saw you passed out and decided to suck your toes? That's hella weird. Most guys I know have tolerable hygiene but nowhere near the type of hygiene that someone would have to have in order to facilitate toe-licking. Hella gross.

[jaydub]

Maybe she spent a few minutes going over them with a handi-wipe first?

[littlefallsmets]

Yeah, uh, his sister is pretty much insane.

I knew she was weird but... yeah, I pretty much figured it out when I woke up to that.

When I figured out what was going on she asked me, and I honest to God quote, if I "wanted to come upstairs and rub her tits some".

In the fucked-up realm of the fantasies of people without much sexual experience, that probably sounds really hot. But bein' a dude in that situation, man, it is just fuck*ng terrifying.

Even being that I was in a place of no romantic prospects whatsoever at that point in my life and I was basically being offered no-strings-sex by someone I probably could never have to deal with again, it was just fuck*ng terrifying.

[iron_felix]

Maybe I'm just particularly frustrated, but I simply do not understand you party people running away from these fantasies made flesh.  I mean, actually, I lied.  I do understand.  I haven't yet had an experience quite on the level of the aforementioned toe-licking incident, but I've had a couple of roughly analogous things happen to me, and it was indeed terrifying.  But that didn't make it any less hot.  The two conditions are not mutually exclusive.

Re: the strip, it appears those of us who thought Vlad had just recently grown his hair back were mistaken.  I know I completely forgot, at least.

The Jewishness World Tour reminds me of a kid I knew in eighth grade who convinced me that WWJD bracelets stood for "Word Wide Jewish Domination."  Despite growing up in the Bible Belt, I actually believed him for a short time.