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[Nabubrush]

How does a band qualify as appropriate for a bacon festival?  Aside from presumably none of those hippie vegetarian types.

Poison Idea (RIP Pig Champion)
Blodwyn Pig
Bacon Fat
The Meatmen
The Fatback Band

Unfortunately, all these bands have pulled the pin, although Jerry A. periodically cobbles some folks together when he's short on cash.

[Carlos del Vaca]

At our house, every time we serve bacon, we (by which I mean "I") sing the "Ode to Bacon," to the tune of Beethoven's 9th.

I love bacon, you love bacon
We love bacon, yes we do
He loves bacon, she loves bacon
They love bacon, how 'bout you?
Everyone should have some bacon
Bacon is a tasty treat
Breakfast lunch and dinner bacon
How much bacon can you eat?

The kids dig it.

[Bobby Isosceles]

At our house, every time we serve bacon, we (by which I mean "I") sing the "Ode to Bacon," to the tune of Beethoven's 9th.

I love bacon, you love bacon
We love bacon, yes we do
He loves bacon, she loves bacon
They love bacon, how 'bout you?
Everyone should have some bacon
Bacon is a tasty treat
Breakfast lunch and dinner bacon
How much bacon can you eat?

The kids dig it.

play it on a phone keypad for them

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[littlefallsmets]

play it on a phone keypad for them
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This would also be how you would tell someone to turn onto 9th Street if you were in "Short Circuit 2".

[side_show]

Bacon.

You know, bacon gets a bad rap these days. Bad for this, bad for that.

Well, I don't buy it.

I eat bacon every day. At every meal. Pounds of it!

I serve my guests bacon, I drink bacon, I even like a little bacon in my shorts - some slices - nice.

And that's just some of bacon's many, many, many, many, many uses.

Bacon makes a great gift, a great corsage for prom dance dates, and my wife makes these charming little dresses out of bacon. Heck, I even wear one myself when the time is right...

...and it usually is.

When I'm blue, I tell bacon my troubles: "I'm a little mopey today, bacon."

And when I ain't blue, well, I like to sing my bacon a little tune!

BACON, BACON, BACON!
I'm makin' the moves on YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
You're BACONNNNNN!

Sometimes, I hire dancers. Most times.

BACON, BACON, BACON!
We're makin' the moves on YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
You're BACONNNNNN!

So when you're sitting down to your breakfast pancakes or waffles, you know, why don't you lay down an extra slice or two of bacon?

But save one for me.

I may just put it down my shorts.






Most likely will.

Bacon, anybody?

TN, I'm sort of worried for you.  Are things... alright... at home?

[Arachno-capitalist]

How many kinds of bacon can their be?
I've had pig bacon boar bacon duck bacon... But a bacon for every month of the year every year? no.... it cant be done.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Oh... its the seasonings and such that make the bacons. Not the animal it comes from.http://www.gratefulpalate.com/

[littlefallsmets]

I was figuring it was going to be all pig-bacon but....

Different preparations. Different cures or smokes. Different breeds of pigs? Different regions?

Organically-fed? Cloned-pig?

You could probably get twelve options out of that. Though... much more would be stretching it.

[side_show]

Oh, I forgot to mention last post.  Bacon of the Month? Ewww.  Though I do enjoy the way bacon adds tasty to cooking, it's a rarely-to-never food item in my grocery cart.  The idea of meat of any sort through the mail is disturbing to me.  I bet all the strays in my neighbourhood would choreograph a little dance routine under my mailbox...

[Nabubrush]

How many kinds of bacon can their be?
I've had pig bacon boar bacon duck bacon... But a bacon for every month of the year every year? no.... it cant be done.

Don't forget delicious, crisp veggie bacon!

[V-Adore]

Duck bacon?

[side_show]

Oh, there is a tasty salad that includes turkey bacon that is hella tasty that we have every x-mas. 

[Doc Benway]

This would also be how you would tell someone to turn onto 9th Street if you were in "Short Circuit 2".

You have just made my day!

[side_show]

Johnny 5 is alive!

[jaydub]

A Can to side show for kitty choreography under the mailbox!

**wiping eyes**

I was empathizing with your comments on another thread about neighborhood strays.  My front yard is the litter box for what I assume is a clandestine industrial cattery operating somewhere nearby.  I love kitties (though not as much as my Dad, who in recent years has had as many as 9), but I've been contemplating Graphic Violence as a means to either keep my neighbors from letting their cats out, or reducing the population some.  I flung over 20 less-than-a-week old piles of poop out of my front yard and into the street so everyone can enjoy the bounty.

Someone must be feeding strays, and not getting them neutered as successive waves of little, recently weaned yard defilers appear every 6 to 8 months.  I've stopped calling animal control to deal with pathetic, car-flattened carcasses and shovel them, myself, into the green recycling bins (our local waste handling says that leftover food and kitchen scraps can go in there; I figure the difference between a turkey carcass and a flat cat is nil.

I recently escalated to chemical warfare, with "cat repellent" granules, but I don't like it much as when hot sun shines directly on the flower beds it smells like Tabasco's loading dock and makes my eyes water.  Its also getting pricey.  A hardware store has heat-seeking robo-sprinklers to perform nightime suppression.  I think I might buy a few and post notices about why you might get wet if you cut through my yard.