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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #90 on: March 18, 2007, 11:21:00 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 18, 2007, 11:12:24 pm
Did eating the Cap'n Crunch require ice-cold milk pods?

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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2007, 11:59:21 pm »
Quote from: linnea on March 18, 2007, 11:20:24 pm
I get pee tested at random as part of being a medic, for pity's sake.

I've thought it, now I'll say it. Helping people sure ain't worth it...
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #92 on: March 19, 2007, 12:37:39 am »
How regular is the urine testing? Rumors of cannabis' staying power are grossly exaggerated.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #93 on: March 19, 2007, 02:52:24 am »
Quote from: Teatime on March 19, 2007, 12:37:39 am
How regular is the urine testing? Rumors of cannabis' staying power are grossly exaggerated.

It depends on the fat content of the individual.  You, maybe not so much.  Me, i've still got THC in me from the Carter Administration.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #94 on: March 19, 2007, 03:06:46 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 19, 2007, 02:52:24 am
It depends on the fat content of the individual.  You, maybe not so much.  Me, i've still got THC in me from the Carter Administration.

You got any of my mom's sponges over there, Paul?
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #95 on: March 19, 2007, 04:38:38 am »
Quote from: Teatime on March 19, 2007, 12:37:39 am
How regular is the urine testing? Rumors of cannabis' staying power are grossly exaggerated.

It is NOT WORTH IT for me to risk my livelihood for getting high.

If I'm involved in ANY sort of accident, I get pee tested. Like...if the roads are slick and someone slides into me and kisses the bumper, even if it's not my fault I have to take a UA. I have not been in any accidents yet, so I haven't gotten pee tested since my hire-on UA. The weather here is shitty enough that stuff happens all the time - I've just been lucky that I haven't been driving when accidents have happened.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #96 on: March 19, 2007, 04:46:29 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 19, 2007, 02:52:24 am
It depends on the fat content of the individual.  You, maybe not so much.  Me, i've still got THC in me from the Carter Administration.

DAMMIT!!!
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #97 on: March 19, 2007, 04:06:32 pm »
Quote from: linnea on March 19, 2007, 04:38:38 am
It is NOT WORTH IT for me to risk my livelihood for getting high.

If I'm involved in ANY sort of accident, I get pee tested. Like...if the roads are slick and someone slides into me and kisses the bumper, even if it's not my fault I have to take a UA. I have not been in any accidents yet, so I haven't gotten pee tested since my hire-on UA. The weather here is shitty enough that stuff happens all the time - I've just been lucky that I haven't been driving when accidents have happened.

Same thing with me, due to DOT regs (even though I only drive a desk). I don't take the chance.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #98 on: March 19, 2007, 04:50:49 pm »
Well, you know, you can do a lot of damage driving a desk.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2007, 06:34:41 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 19, 2007, 04:50:49 pm
Well, you know, you can do a lot of damage driving a desk.

Oh my, yes. Especially up here.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #100 on: March 19, 2007, 10:39:00 pm »
Sure, Hazelwood probably didn't stand at the rudder...
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2007, 11:52:53 pm »
Hazelwood was past being able to stand.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #102 on: March 21, 2007, 01:46:00 pm »
Quote from: Teatime on March 19, 2007, 12:37:39 am
How regular is the urine testing? Rumors of cannabis' staying power are grossly exaggerated.

I don't know about urine testing, but hair samples hold drugs in them forever.  There have been studies done on Egyptian mummies that tested positive for marijuana after thousands of years.  Which is rather odd, really, when you consider that the plant is native to the New World.  They apparently also had access to cocaine and tobacco.

Of course, the mummies could have passed urine tests with ease, if only they'd hidden their bladders in canopic jars.  Which they didn't.  The criminal mind always sets its own traps - that's what you get for messing around with Mary Jane, people.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #103 on: March 21, 2007, 02:15:46 pm »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 21, 2007, 01:46:00 pm
I don't know about urine testing, but hair samples hold drugs in them forever.  There have been studies done on Egyptian mummies that tested positive for marijuana after thousands of years.  Which is rather odd, really, when you consider that the plant is native to the New World.  They apparently also had access to cocaine and tobacco.

Of course, the mummies could have passed urine tests with ease, if only they'd hidden their bladders in canopic jars.  Which they didn't.  The criminal mind always sets its own traps - that's what you get for messing around with Mary Jane, people.

Right but it is not as though your hair 10 years from now will know what you did today. New hair replaces old hair at a decent rate. I took hair and urine tests for my job and they measured the hair such that it went back 3 months.
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Re: Hello, I suppose?
« Reply #104 on: March 21, 2007, 03:09:05 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 21, 2007, 02:15:46 pm
Right but it is not as though your hair 10 years from now will know what you did today. New hair replaces old hair at a decent rate. I took hair and urine tests for my job and they measured the hair such that it went back 3 months.

I shave my head for every new job.
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