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[rfillingh]

No.  You do not choose that video.  Put it back down.  

Also: Can it beat out Ebi Boxer?  

[pubdoggy]

I note that Ray is wearing a jeweler's magnifying glass thing in panels two and three to carefully analyze the covert gay porn product.

Oh THAT'S what that is. I didn't notice it til panel 3 and then thought it was a sort of old-school eyes popping out on stalks kind of thing - which really didn't sit well (made me do a little bit of sick in my mouth). I think the seed for that was planted by "ZOINKS!" in panel one which led me to think that each of the exclamatory flashes on the packs (Zoinks, Unreleased, Hot Pick) could well be code for the content of the vid. Zoinks = DP, Hot Pick = Virgin Talent, Rent one get one free = Lucky Pierre scenes - and so on.

[Bimmicus]

Pat is going to be BUSY. For SEVERAL DAYS. In a NEARBY TOWN.

Love this one.

[wombat]

Those fake DVD covers connect very powerfully to my mindset. This is why I have to go to video stores with people that can stop me from renting "Calamari Wrestlers."

That wasn't such a bad movie.  Well, for a movie about squid.

[CortJstr]

"Calamari Wrestlers"? I have to see it.

I must see it NOW.   NETFLIX DELIVER!

My first thought is that this must be tentacle hentai.

Is Pat pocketing something? Or maybe pulling out his invitation to the nearby lecture series?

[Roger]

Once again a great mind is defeated by indie-style irony.

Yes, this plan would never work on those hip folks who "get" Achewood.

[jaydub]

Is Pat pocketing something? Or maybe pulling out his invitation to the nearby lecture series?

I was wondering about that as well - upon further review, I think he's examining the DVD that was in the case he was holding in the previous frame.

[Drastic Action]

My first thought is that this must be tentacle hentai.

Is Pat pocketing something? Or maybe pulling out his invitation to the nearby lecture series?

Indeed, panel three is confusing me.  Is he pulling something out or putting something in?  And the case he had in his hand -- it seems he gave it to ray, but there is also a new case suddenly on the table in front of him. 

[Ruta Bagas]

I assumed he was pocketing the DVD, his lecture series being a less-than-convincing cover for a lengthy porn session.

He's most certainly pulling the neck of his jumper down.

[Panopticon]

I love that to Ray it is so incomprehensible that one could choose the phony weeping tutorial over Top Gun and, even more so, over his own personal Citizen Kane that is Braveheart. 

But... Braveheart... with the face paint... and the kilt-mooning...

[Enkidu]

No one else is wondering who the weepy guy is?

I bet its Warehouse Guy, and hes weeping because Onstad said he couldn't have any of his bacon.

[wombat]

I bet its Warehouse Guy, and hes weeping because Onstad said he couldn't have any of his bacon.

Oh, that is the saddest thing!

[IdiotIdiotIdiot]

.....Urine?

[side_show]

The Dane goes right to thinking it's piss.  What does this say?

Also Idiot x 3, just so you know, a bowling game between the people I work for and the visiting company for Denmark was played to determin ownership of the Hans Island, and my Canadian counterparts won.  Sorry.  We'll just be taking that island now.

Enkidu is spot-on about the lack of shared bacon.  And you know how bacon smells up a joint.  It would be so obvious that there was bacon present, and that said bacon was not being shared.

[IdiotIdiotIdiot]

These visiting companies have a lot to answer for, minuscule, insignificant islands are all we have, enough with the bowling allready! We talked about this.

Any change you played for the Faroe Islands too?

..and that bacon thing came right at me, i had to swing



/edit: subtle hint gotten, Liberace is out, raygun is in for now.