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[KeithHernandez]

An avocado milkshake - dude, if you like avocados, you haven't lived until you've had an avocado milkshake. Just make a vanilla milkshake and throw in some cubed avocado, and blend until smooth. In some parts of the world, such as the Indonesian drink that s_s described, avocados are mixed with sugar and milk as a dessert.

I don't know, this just sounds sooo wrong.

[chuanoplast]

For people who have IBS and other Tummy Trouble such as ulcers, drinking bottled aloe vera gel or juice will help soothe your ravaged GI tract.

And for youngsters who just feel like eating aloe gel, they sell cups of jello with huge chunks of aloe suspended inside.

[side_show]

I have seen these aloe drinks - both plain and with jelly cubes semi-suspended - for sale, and always wondered why anyone would drink them.  This makes sense though (the soothing aspect) as I used to use my aloe plants for skin problems.  Until my cats ate them.  They hella love eating aloe vera plants and any other succulents or tender plants they can reach.  I sit next to a huge, thriving lemon tree in my office as I write this - one of the only plants I don't have to place out of reach of their tiny mouths.  If they weren't wearing cute little fur suits those bastards would be smacked I tell you.  It's their damn fuzz that allows them to get away with shit.