Jough! You don't have a masher! What?! But what about all the things that need mashing?
I don't really like gnocchi. There's something weird about it. Even though I know it's not ravioli, when I bite into it, I hope that it is ravioli, and the texture is all wrong. If I want mashed potatoes, I want mashed potatoes, not potatoes hidden in pasta.
When it comes to fancy potato dishes, I have a croquette maker that I inherited. Its from Belgium, and it's very cool to fiddle with, but I've never used it. After the potato mixture is prepaired, the machine is cranked so that it pushes out formed croquettes onto a little tray on wheels, which you then wheel out from under the machine to place the croquettes in the oil. I keep telling myself that one day I will make them, but I don't deep fry at home (it's sort of a rule) and never want to cross the line and have that much oil in my house. It would be the end of me. I only had real, hand made croquettes when I was very small - 4 yrs old - and visiting Belgium. They were incomprehensibly good, but I remember watching the process of them being made and how much work was involved and the exact timing, and being sort of terrified by the effort involved. Later, back in North America, I saw Tater-tots for the first time, and I was excited because I thought they were croquettes - I was a deeply disappointed kid when I Tater-tots for the first time. I remember thinking: "how two things that look the same and are made of the same composite stuff taste so different?" That is when I learned that care and quality ingredients make all the difference.
Oh speaking of old world contraptions, I got a hand-crank pasta maker for Christmas that I still haven't tried out. Any suggestions?