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[theinevitable]

That's worth 100 cans. You are wise beyond your years. The neat thing is that we can fix ourselves.

ok, Nabu, I get it. you want to have mega-kisses plus marriage with me.

[Nabubrush]

ok, Nabu, I get it. you want to have mega-kisses plus marriage with me.

Nigel: Er, excuse me, I want to get married.
Henry the Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already married, sir.
Nigel: Er, no, no. I just want to get married.
Henry the Registrar: I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it'll be a bit of a wrench.
Nigel: Er, no, no. That wouldn't be necessary because...
Henry the Registrar: You see, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours, because I've just got a big mortgage.
Nigel: No, no, I want to get married here.
Henry the Registrar: Oh dear. I had my heart set on a church wedding.
Nigel: Look, I just want you to marry me... to...
Henry the Registrar: I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. You sure you want to get married?
Nigel: Yes. I want to get married very quickly.
Henry the Registrar: Suits me, sir. Suits me.
Nigel: I don't want to marry you!
Henry the Registrar: There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.
Nigel: Look, I just want you to act as registrar and marry me.
Henry the Registrar: I will marry you sir, but please make up your mind. Please don't trifle with my affections.
Nigel: I'm sorry, but...
Henry the Registrar: That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.
Nigel: Look, I'm already engaged.
Henry the Registrar: (agreeing and thinking) Yes, and I'm already married. Still we'll get round it.
Second Man: (entering) Good morning. I want to get married.
Henry the Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already marrying this gentleman, sir.
Second Man: Well, can I get married after him?
Henry the Registrar: Well, divorce isn't as quick as that, sir. Still, if you're keen.
Third Man: (entering) I want to get married, please.
Henry the Registrar: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.
Third Man: What, those two getting married... Nigel! What are you doing marrying him?
Henry the Registrar: He's marrying me first, sir.
Third Man: He's engaged to me!
Fourth Man: Come on, Henry.
Henry the Registrar: Blimey, the wife.
Second Man: Will you marry me?
Fourth Man: I'm already married.
Narrator: Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

Jeez, inev, how long did that have to take you to figure that out? Folks, do I not post with enough clarity?

[Arachno-capitalist]

ok, Nabu, I get it. you want to have mega-kisses plus marriage with me.

Seriously. nabus internet man crush has finally tipped its hand. Maybe inev will get laid after all.

[theinevitable]

no, I mean, I was just not saying anything. Um?

[Nabubrush]

Man, if the can count=the people I wanted to have max cuddles with, there would be about 20 people who would have 1000 cans. A-CAP, don't be thinking you'd be safe, necessarily.

[smick]

ok, Nabu, I get it. you want to have mega-kisses plus marriage with me.

You'll need to be posting photos of this in the thread over on the adults only board.

[Nabubrush]

You'll need to be posting photos of this in the thread over on the adults only board.

Those pictures could pay for inev's degree; why would we give them away?

[linnea]

Man, if the can count=the people I wanted to have max cuddles with, there would be about 20 people who would have 1000 cans. A-CAP, don't be thinking you'd be safe, necessarily.

Hott! College boys gone wild. I'm camping out for tickets.

[mavies]

After all that, the goddamn wanker of a mother cat went and bloody moved the bastard things. I guess she might have taken offence at my taking her offspring to be prodded painfully then poisoned. She can't have taken them far, I'm gonna put on my safari hat and khakis and go hunting tomorrow.

I mean, I know that on an abstract level. But, shit! We are so easy to break.

We are far too easy to break. That 0.01% is always lurking there in the background, like that creepy guy with the comb-over and shabby tweed jacket you keep seeing at the supermarket far more than you actually should. The thought that all it takes is one little mishap to completely fuck us up beyond any hope of fixing and that this constant battle to not fall apart is all utterly futile quite frankly scares me. But I s'pose you can slightly improve matters by only showering sober.

They say buggered in Qatar?

This guy did. But he was big and black and probably not Qatari, as you'd be very hard pressed to find one willing to prod kitty bums.

You'll need to be posting photos of this in the thread over on the adults only board.

There's.. an adults only board? Oh, god. Fuck the pointlessness of life, things things that must go on there is what really scares me.

[Arachno-capitalist]

There's.. an adults only board? Oh, god. Fuck the pointlessness of life, things things that must go on there is what really scares me.

Im pretty sure its a streaming cam of nabu's bedroom.

[theinevitable]

We are far too easy to break. That 0.01% is always lurking there in the background, like that creepy guy with the comb-over and shabby tweed jacket you keep seeing at the supermarket far more than you actually should. The thought that all it takes is one little mishap to completely fuck us up beyond any hope of fixing and that this constant battle to not fall apart is all utterly futile quite frankly scares me. But I s'pose you can slightly improve matters by only showering sober.

(here, I typed out a horrible metaphor which I am fixated on, but which doesn't really capture what I want to capture.)

[littlefallsmets]

If this snowball kept rolling down the hill until eventually Nabu kind of became like the Chuck Norris of absurdly over-the-top sexual conquests, that'd be a pretty good day's work by the Touambs.

[mavies]

(here, I typed out a horrible metaphor which I am fixated on, but which doesn't really capture what I want to capture.)

I must know it! My curiosity has been thoroughly piqued.

If this snowball kept rolling down the hill until eventually Nabu kind of became like the Chuck Norris of absurdly over-the-top sexual conquests, that'd be a pretty good day's work by the Touambs.

Wait, that snowball.. it's not made of snow!

[smick]

If this snowball kept rolling down the hill until eventually Nabu kind of became like the Chuck Norris of absurdly over-the-top sexual conquests, that'd be a pretty good day's work by the Touambs.

Nabubrush didn't invent sex.  He made it better.

or

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, Churck Norris has Nabubrush.

Once you have the general idea, you can work at your own pace.

[theinevitable]

English 221: Nabubrush (crosslisted as Eng. Comp 240)
In this course, we will go over the general features of the Nabubrush, before allowing students to move on at their own pace. We will cover Sexual Exploits, Lady-Exploits, Man-Exploits, and ....

I'm sorry this just isn't coming out how I want it to. I'm going to have to ask the head of department to change the course entirely.