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Re: Photos?
« Reply #180 on: September 03, 2007, 05:37:56 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 03, 2007, 05:03:25 pm
English 221: Nabubrush (crosslisted as Eng. Comp 240)
In this course, we will go over the general features of the Nabubrush, before allowing students to move on at their own pace. We will cover Sexual Exploits, Lady-Exploits, Man-Exploits, and ....

I'm sorry this just isn't coming out how I want it to. I'm going to have to ask the head of department to change the course entirely.

Ron jeremy googles for nabu videos every night to make sure he doesn't have to cash in his 401K.
Nabu doesn't have sex with a lady, nabu gives sex to a lady.
nabu semen isn't allowed to be put on ebay, because it is against the TOS to bid on a diety.
Chris Onstad sends nabubrush fan mail and runs the The Official Unofficial Nabubrush Message Board (TOUNMB).
The Kama Sutra was written by Nabubrush as an infant using only the blood of the 50 virgins he had already deflowered.

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Re: Photos?
« Reply #181 on: September 03, 2007, 05:45:16 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 03, 2007, 05:37:56 pm
Ron jeremy googles for nabu videos every night to make sure he doesn't have to cash in his 401K.

Comedy gold. Tiny can for the jealous man.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #182 on: September 03, 2007, 08:03:42 pm »
[stolen]Nabu is not hung like a hoss.  hosss are hung like Nabu.  [/stolen]
Until he met Nabu, Chuck Norris was a virgin. 
Nabu has to go into isolation in Alaska for a few weeks every year to prevent global overpopulation. 
Nabu is so sexy, he went to a k.d. lang concert and afterwards, she asked him for his under#####. 
Nabu is personally responsible for the melting of the polar icecaps. 
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Daniel Radcliffe are the results of experiments to genetically engineer another human as sexy as Nabu.  They are all miserable failures. 
Nabu doesn't break up with ex-lovers.  He wears them out. 
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #183 on: September 03, 2007, 08:14:05 pm »
I'm touched . . . I really am. I don't know what to say, or how to repay this act of kindness and dare I say it, love.


Wait. No, I do know how to repay this. I know exactly how.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #184 on: September 03, 2007, 10:44:42 pm »
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I'm touched . . . I really am. I don't know what to say, or how to repay this act of kindness and dare I say it, love.


Wait. No, I do know how to repay this. I know exactly how.

I'd settle for some "candid photography" if you know what I mean.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #185 on: September 03, 2007, 11:22:03 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 03, 2007, 10:44:42 pm
I'd settle for some "candid photography" if you know what I mean.

Heh. Tease.

Well, my first TOUAMB photoset is going to be with inev, but hells yes the second one should be with you.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #186 on: September 04, 2007, 01:24:36 am »
I liked this thread better when it was about pictures of pretty girls and not about exploding pus-kittens and people soliciting gay sex over the internet.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #187 on: September 04, 2007, 01:43:25 am »
Quote from: oball on September 04, 2007, 01:24:36 am
I liked this thread better when it was about pictures of pretty girls and not about exploding pus-kittens and people soliciting gay sex over the internet.

FUCK YOU, NOOB!
Ok look, I apologize for that. Sort of a messageboard Tourette's thing I got going on there. The second photoset will consist of one (1) man and one (1) lady, ok? Jeez.

Also, the first photo was of a attractive young man, so I don't know where you came in but it's gone more or less full circle.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #188 on: September 04, 2007, 02:41:01 am »
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Well, my first TOUAMB photoset is going to be with inev

ok, see, no one is taking any photos of me getting it on. That would be like taking a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #189 on: September 04, 2007, 02:42:19 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 04, 2007, 02:41:01 am
ok, see, no one is taking any photos of me getting it on. That would be like taking a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair.

I really want to ask you to explain this, but I'm afraid that would ruin it. 
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #190 on: September 04, 2007, 02:51:58 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 04, 2007, 02:41:01 am
ok, see, no one is taking any photos of me getting it on. That would be like taking a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair.

This doesn't mean max cuddles is out, does it?
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #191 on: September 04, 2007, 03:28:51 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 04, 2007, 02:41:01 am
ok, see, no one is taking any photos of me getting it on. That would be like taking a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair.
This isn't a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair, but the phrase "dolphin trying to race an armchair" for some reason reminded me of this:

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Re: Photos?
« Reply #192 on: September 04, 2007, 03:50:31 am »
Quote from: oball on September 04, 2007, 01:24:36 am
not about ... people soliciting gay sex over the internet.

What internet have you been using, Spaceman?

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That would be like taking a photo of a dolphin trying to race an armchair.

Not even the dolphin in its aquatic prime could outrace the tiny can from me to you.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #193 on: September 04, 2007, 03:53:14 am »
I'm not really sure what else the internet is for, actually.
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Re: Photos?
« Reply #194 on: September 04, 2007, 04:03:47 am »

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I really want to ask you to explain this, but I'm afraid that would ruin it.

I mean, there is no deeper meaning. The concept is that as a 19 year old boy, I am probably not very fun to watch in these intimate moments. Kind of like... a dolphin trying to get in a footrace with an armchair. That dolphin, he gets the idea, but it just isn't working out how he planned.
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