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Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« on: March 29, 2007, 06:18:58 am »
« Last Edit: March 29, 2007, 04:31:08 pm by NYU »
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 06:28:42 am »
All right.

Here is my "The Way-Out-There Guy" crown.

I earned it with hard work and I earned it well but, man, you got me beat.

Wear her in good health.
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 04:14:45 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 29, 2007, 06:18:58 am
Earth, Wind, Fire, Water. Also, for bonus points, include a picture of at least one person involved in the story. Best story wins $5 on paypal (as determined by poll). True stories only.


Is this for a homework assignment or something?
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 04:21:31 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 29, 2007, 04:14:45 pm
Is this for a homework assignment or something?

How could this be?  There was no talk of punching a senior citizen at Wal-Mart.
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 04:30:36 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 29, 2007, 04:22:38 pm
It Dada, August, only cool people understand.

DAMMIT!!!
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 04:44:14 pm »
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2007, 04:45:40 pm »
I once had a beer where these guys were playing. <--- water

<--- the other three

Pay me.

(I have a true story involving all four, but I've only been here a day and a half so I'm not making any World Trade Center references yet.)

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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 09:52:46 pm »
Yeah, I think this thread can end now. It can't get much better than that.
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Re: Tell a true story involving all 4 elements.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2007, 12:52:40 pm »
I'm so confused.  I hate these n00bs.  I may just roll the board membership list back to like, four months ago, before I got busy, and the rest of us can just chat again.


It'll be like I never left!
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