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Author Topic: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.  (Read 12778 times)

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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 04:41:33 pm »
The dogs certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Who was the character in the buccaneer coat and pith helmet?  Also, the dude busting moves onstage with the pink shirt and what looked like a devo hat was pretty amazing.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 07:35:59 pm »
Wait - is that bacon in the deep fryer?
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 07:50:34 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 01, 2007, 07:35:59 pm
Wait - is that bacon in the deep fryer?

Fried till crispy, then double-beer-battered.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 08:11:24 pm »
Those are some really crappy pictures of what looks like a really fun event.

Have you seen this?

You should work on getting Erika to attend your event next year.  If you billed it as the worlds largest bacon cook off she wouldn't be able to resist.  She loves all things worlds largest.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2007, 12:17:15 am »
Quote from: jaydub on June 01, 2007, 04:41:33 pm

Who was the character in the buccaneer coat and pith helmet?

Whoever he is, he's sure handsome.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2007, 12:21:58 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on June 01, 2007, 08:11:24 pm
Those are some really crappy pictures of what looks like a really fun event.

I dunno, some pictures turned out nice, like

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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2007, 06:19:35 pm »
My God, it's full of bacon!

Also, those are some very happy-looking dogs. I can't blame them.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2007, 02:51:00 am »
I've never had deep fried bacon.  It is a line I will not cross.  It sounds good, but in the same way as some people have described the first hit of heroin to be: i.e really fuck*ng good, but a really fuck*ng bad idea in the long term, likely to get out of controle with someone like me.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2007, 04:41:58 am »
Wow - I haven't seen a beer bong in 20 years and now I've seen two in the course of a week. Good party, Bobby.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2007, 08:50:11 pm »
Bobby, I think you need a shirt with the Bacon Flowchart.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2007, 09:09:05 pm »
To everyone that thinks they are being witty and/or amusing me by sending me any piece of trivia or any product bacon related:

Stop. You aren't.

At least twenty other people have sent them to me first, usually via IRC.

I appreciate the intent, please stop now.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2007, 09:24:18 pm »
I always loved this commercial.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2007, 01:42:13 pm »
Has anyone tried the bacon chocolate bar?

I ordered one for Christmas for the Technical Staff.  Unfortunately I didn't pick the right kind of shipping and now it's sitting in some UPS facility over the weekend... I hope it's cold enough there.
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