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[Asherdan]

[RMJ12345]

I really, really, really want to join this team. Immediately.

[RMJ12345]

On second reading...is this an homage?

[Turbo Ninja]

I can't get the new board to let me join, so I'm going to pretend like As IF I Would Want To Go To That Lame Party and post here instead.  The concept of "Stoned Lightning" is one degree removed from actual collegiate intramural slow-pitch softball, wherein you play drunk and find innovative ways to combine liquor and colorful mixers so that they resemble Gatorade.  Thanks to Gatorade's ever-expanding product line, this is easier than ever.  Blue, green, orange, red, yellow, clear...it's almost impossible to make a drink that doesn't look credible.

No one wants to write you a ticket if they see you drinking from a Gatorade bottle on a softball field, even if you do end up swinging a bat like it was a wet pillow and you stumble just taking a lead off of your base.

[wombat]

Everyone's run off to post on 'stads new scribble board, apparently. I guess that's one way to mute this little corner of the internet.

The end times have begun.

I'm not panicking yet. If he's going to post the strip in the middle of the day how is anyone supposed to know it's there?

[RMJ12345]

I'm not panicking yet. If he's going to post the strip in the middle of the day how is anyone supposed to know it's there?

He'll get pissed and shut it down saying that he doesn't have the time.

I recently read through his postings here. That was weird.

[Limmo]

That strip was perfect. 

[V-Adore]

I'll admit it: this Stoned Lightning design is clearly just a pre-advertisement for a T-shirt/jersey, but when that T-shirt does exist, I will probably buy it.

(I need to order more lip balm anyway, so hey, why not?)

[theinevitable]

for the record, I kept the torch going by frantically refreshing so that I could start this topic before I went to class.
He did upload the comic, and for a few minutes too long the image was broken. I almost posted with the "like a jazz man picks keys" line, because I could read the alt-text.

so yeah, I wasn't distracted by that other thing.

[littlefallsmets]

I was only slow to this thread because... for some reason, my work computer wouldn't load today's strip until about 2 in the PM.

I have no idea why, all you other party people seem to have gotten it continuously.

I'm a huge fan of "Barely Fifteen Minutes Later" if only because... that's exactly how a stoned person would think that concept.

"Barely... FIF-TEEN... minutes later."

[linnea]

We've seen Ray hitting the bong a few times now.

I imagine having a life like Ray...free to sleep in late, drink expensive booze, and get high. I sometimes wish I were a kitty when I see how much fun Milan and Lennybruce have, just lying around, sleeping, playing, rocking the catnip, etc.  I tease my little guys about going to the Underground, such as, "Sweet Milan, would you please nip on down to the Underground and get Mommy some more Scotch?" and he'll look up at me with his sweet round face as if to say, "Unnergwownd? I know not ov dis Unnergwownd of which yew speak. Wouwd yew wike to buy a fwoggy hat?"

Then I ask Lenny to put the kettle on, and he just looks at me as if to say, "I ain't got no thumbs, beeyotch."

Once I leave to go to work I know that they're rockin the Alaskan Underground, Lenny just tearing it up in a public house with a Glenmorganie neat and a smoke...while Milan retires to a quaint Underground establishment for High Tea and discusses Derrida and Irigaray with his friends.

[V-Adore]

Then I ask Lenny to put the kettle on, and he just looks at me as if to say, "I ain't got no thumbs, beeyotch."

I, too, enjoy giving the cats orders, especially very stern ones. "Okay, we're going to the supermarket now. Cammy, Ashby, GUARD THE HOUSE! Mr. Kitty, GUARD THE CARPORT. We'll be back."

Hey, so far it's worked...

[theinevitable]

um.

so what you're saying is that you tease your cats about Achewood being real, and they respond to you with speech impediments, and then you tell them to make you tea.

[oball]

Hideous?


THIS... IS...  ACHEWOOD!








Sorry.  De-can me all you want, I deserve it for that.

[Lane]

um.

so what you're saying is that you tease your cats about Achewood being real, and they respond to you with speech impediments, and then you tell them to make you tea.

Classic.