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Re: Gimmie a Pseudonym!
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2007, 01:41:28 am »
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2007, 01:58:18 am »
If we're listing awesome names that belonged to people who didn't deserve them, can I nominate Rondelle Trinidad? The dude himself was an epic cockknocker, but his name had a certain euphony.
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2007, 01:59:45 am »
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2007, 02:01:00 am »
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2007, 07:27:28 am »
I've noticed a lot of asian immigrants I know change their names when they come over so I decided if I ever move to an asian country I'd change my name to Aso Donum. I have no idea whether this resembles any asian name in existence but I still like it.

You, however, should be Vanessa Samson.

Molly Sanders is actually a pretty hot suggestion.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2007, 03:53:16 pm »
Dr. Eldon Tyrell.
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2007, 03:58:13 pm »
Quote from: Limmo on May 03, 2007, 03:53:16 pm
Dr. Eldon Tyrell.
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2007, 06:43:55 pm »
I was actually going to go with Molly Sanders, but now I'm not so sure.  There is a myriad of possibilities.  Actually R. B. Kenakasaiiisingkl (how do you spell Beef's last name?) seems pretty dignified.  After all it is a play about a teacher dying of cancer.
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2007, 08:33:07 pm »
Or Kazenzakis.
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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2007, 09:19:21 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 14, 2007, 08:41:49 pm
Hey, it's all greek to me, buddy.

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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2007, 06:40:18 am »
Or of course Cassandra Kazenzakis.
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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2007, 10:03:22 pm »
I was just thinking of the Simpson's, and I thought:" Hey, I wonder if my name could be turned into any interesting anagrams?"  Thankfully there is and easy way to find this out.

Some interesting ones include:

SUE ZEN BROMELIA, BLAZE ERMINE SOU, MONSIEUR LEA BEZ

or if you use my middle name too, you get two even better ones:

EBENEZER OUIJA LENSMAN  or JEZEBEL NOUMENA RAINES

I'm still not sure if I'm going with any of these...

Also a few pretty enjoyable ones come up for Chris Onstad:

A SCROD THINS
CANDOR SHITS

Check it out!  Whose name makes the best anagram.... and.......begin!
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2007, 10:18:01 pm »
WILY COCK MEN
NEW LIMY COCK
MY NICKEL COW
CLONE MY WICK
ME ICKY CLOWN

W/ middle:
A CYCLIC LEEK? HMM, I WON!
A LICK ME MY OWN CLICHE
MY WOMEN LICK A CLICHE

OK, I'm giving up now. There are 55,557 of these fuckers and I'm sill in the A's.
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2007, 10:25:16 pm »
Unfortunately, my parents somehow managed to give me only one full vowel in my name, which makes anagrams get pretty repetitive. Here's what I have that's good, though:

MANNA HARD NAVY
AND HARM AN NAVY
RANDY HAM AN VAN

Adding my middle name improves things slightly:

SAVANNAH YARDMAN ARMY
SAVANNAH AND MARRY YAM
MADMAN HAS RAN NAVY RAY
SANDMAN ARRAY HAM NAVY
DRAMA SHAMAN YARN NAVY

Sigh. I'd like to buy a vowel...
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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2007, 10:33:59 pm »
I have never been prouder of my name. THAT BONES CURVED is a particular highpoint.

BRANCH DEVOUTEST
HUSBAND CORVETTE
SUNBATH VECTORED
SUNBATHED COVERT
HAVEN OBSTRUCTED
OVERSTATED BUNCH
ABUTTED CHEVRONS
CAVED BONES TRUTH
CHART BONES DUVET

Haven Obstructed. I could be a sci-fi novel.

A CAB DEFT DRUNK SHIV TORN sounds like a night out for Todd.
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