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[jaydub]

Personally, I've heard of relationships based on less

[littlefallsmets]

The phrase "discount restaurant" unnerves me so very much.

[theinevitable]

damn, dude. That is so crass.
but crass in that way that is... so sincere that it becomes uncrass.

[V-Adore]

The phrase "discount restaurant" unnerves me so very much.

Yes. Yes it is.

This just reminds me of a dramatic monologue a teammate of mine did back in high-school forensics that was written from the viewpoint of a guy talking about his parents, who were both mentally retarded (although the narrator was not). This strip struck me as a more light-hearted suggestion of how that relationship could have begun.

[Doc]

a dramatic monologue a teammate of mine did back in high-school forensics

This is confusing me about as much as the concept of a discount restaurant. At least the discount restaurant concept is a simple one.

I like the sidebar in this one, it suggests to me that the book is not intended to be read by the idiots but rather read too them and the sidebar contains topics of interest that the reader might want to discuss further with their idiot.

[JorgeFabregas]

You went to school with Bob Lamonta?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hxPjYSay9g0

[CortJstr]

The phrase "discount restaurant" unnerves me so very much.

Is a discount restaurant one of those places that just heat up frozen entrees like Ruby Tuesday or is it something even worse like Denny's or IHOP?

[MattFish]

What if, for example, a HORSE takes it?

I live in fear of just such a scenario.

[Turbo Ninja]

You went to school with Bob Lamonta?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hxPjYSay9g0

A tiny can has been given unto you because of peanut butter, an egg, some dice. 

That line is as hilarious now as it was the first time I heard it, and it has stayed with me always, like Jesus or my fingerprints.

[V-Adore]

What if, for example, a HORSE takes it?

I live in fear of just such a scenario.

It is a scenario that could be troubling. The first question that comes to mind: why is a hoss taking your pen? Is it made of carrots?

[littlefallsmets]

This just reminds me of a dramatic monologue a teammate of mine did back in high-school forensics that was written from the viewpoint of a guy talking about his parents, who were both mentally retarded (although the narrator was not). This strip struck me as a more light-hearted suggestion of how that relationship could have begun.

There is a superb Mr. Show skit about... a Lifetime movie on the subject of the normal teenaged child of two mentally-disabled parents. The joke is not so much about making fun of the mentally-disabled and much more about making fun of Lifetime movies and... that is why it works so marvelously.

[MattFish]

There is a superb Mr. Show skit about... a Lifetime movie on the subject of the normal teenaged child of two mentally-disabled parents. The joke is not so much about making fun of the mentally-disabled and much more about making fun of Lifetime movies and... that is why it works so marvelously.

You went to school with Bob Lamonta?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hxPjYSay9g0

Mattgiraffe, bringing people together.

[JorgeFabregas]

There is a superb Mr. Show skit about... a Lifetime movie on the subject of the normal teenaged child of two mentally-disabled parents. The joke is not so much about making fun of the mentally-disabled and much more about making fun of Lifetime movies and... that is why it works so marvelously.

I'm going to go with the esteemed Mr. Ninja in asserting that the skit is, in fact, about the peanut butter, an egg, and dice line.

[Golfhaus]

Ray's novel reminds me of the "Simple English" Wikipedia.

[V-Adore]

Ray's novel reminds me of the "Simple English" Wikipedia.

Well called. I can only read about two sentences on the "simple English" Wikipedia before I get kind of embarrassed and have to stop. I suppose it's useful for people who don't read well (particularly ESL people), but... awkward.