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May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« on: May 23, 2007, 09:23:23 am »
That bridge looks familiar.

This story arc is much better now.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 11:13:08 am »
I love Beef so hard, I think I would marry him.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 12:57:39 pm »
Wow... Beef may not always bring it, but when he brings it, he brings it hard.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 01:10:17 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on May 23, 2007, 12:57:39 pm
Wow... Beef may not always bring it, but when he brings it, he brings it hard.

Come on, when was there a time when Beef was present yet did not bring it? Sure, he may have his off days but most of the time, when it is present, it is because Beef brought it.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 02:10:14 pm »
"Version 0.9b" on what is essentially a note-to-self is pretty goddamn funny.

Not in a loud belly-laugh kinda way but in a quiet thinkin'-about-how-funny-it-is kinda way.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 02:17:09 pm »
is it getting to be onstad's anniversary or something?
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 03:19:17 pm »
Roast Beef could go pro in depression, man. Not many people will actually jump off of bridges when thinking about what should be one of the most joyful events of their life. Nor will they find eight different scenarios in which said joyful event ends horribly.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 03:56:17 pm »
Logged in for the first time in months, because the pro-con list hit close to home.

Yes, I have evaluated a relationship in this manner.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 04:42:41 pm »
I think everyone Of A Certain Personality Type has, really.

Also, yes, this strip is excellent.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 06:09:19 pm »
"can put my chin on her head when we stand up"-- this is why I like to date ladies of a certain height. Beef knows how it goes.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 06:27:25 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 23, 2007, 06:09:19 pm
"can put my chin on her head when we stand up"-- this is why I like to date ladies of a certain height. Beef knows how it goes.

That would be cool. I would like that to happen at some point. Except for the fact that I'm 5'11 so I would need to date Hermann Munster for that to happen.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 06:33:55 pm »
See, the only thing that AIN'T perfect about my girlfriend is that he is a woman of a slightly above average height (5'7") and I am a very tall gentleman (6'6") and... I always wanted to seriously date a lady in the 6'1" range so as to see what it's like to be with a girl whom I am only slightly taller than.

So this is one of the few ways I am different from Beef.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 07:59:47 pm »
I content myself with resting my chin on shoulders - because most of the female world is only an inch or two shorter than me.  I think I remember reading that your head is 1/7th to 1/8th of your height, so I'd need to find a lady between 4'9 and 4'10.  Alternatively, I could track down a 6'5 beauty for her to experience the same degree of fit.
Rumjay, you could go the mighty-mite route and date someone around 5'2.  Glenn Danzig would be an option ;)

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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 08:53:15 pm »
Quote from: oball on May 23, 2007, 09:23:23 am
That bridge looks familiar.

It truly does, and I even remember Roast Beef jumping off it into the creek before, in such a manner as to promote thinking and/or being depressed.  But I can't find it in the archives with my tiny monkey brain.
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Re: May 23rd, 2007 - Less balls than a carrot listening to violin music
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 10:14:01 pm »
The dude is from Circumstances.


Quote from: littlefallsmets on May 23, 2007, 06:33:55 pm
See, the only thing that AIN'T perfect about my girlfriend is that he is a woman of a slightly above average height

I think I found something else that is less than perfect.

Unless you swing that way in which case whatever dude I'm not judging as long as you're happy.
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