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Leopard wrestling
« on: May 30, 2007, 02:16:45 am »
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 03:07:28 am »
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Du Mosch's pet cat was in the bed with him at the time, along with his young daughter who had been frightened by a mosquito in her own room.

I bet the mosquito doesn't seem so bad any more.  Life Lesson Learned.
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 03:09:08 am »
Quote from: smick on May 30, 2007, 03:07:28 am
I bet the mosquito doesn't seem so bad any more.  Life Lesson Learned.

I'm sorry the mosquito frightened you honey, but Daddy's busy engaged in hand-to-hand combat with a leopard.
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 04:17:52 am »
Man clad in underwear pins leopard

Would it have been less impressive if he'd been wearing jammies?  Or a gimp suit?
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 05:51:12 am »
Reminds me of Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer!
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 02:35:05 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 30, 2007, 05:51:12 am
Reminds me of Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer!

Did Jimmy have fear? A thousand times no!
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 02:39:23 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on May 30, 2007, 04:17:52 am
Man clad in underwear pins leopard

Would it have been less impressive if he'd been wearing jammies?  Or a gimp suit?

Yes. If you have ever been naked in bed with even a housecat, you will understand why it is preferable to deal with felines in a fully clothed state.
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Re: Leopard wrestling
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 07:09:29 am »
I hear those things have barbs.
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