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the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« on: May 30, 2007, 02:05:09 pm »
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuadfnpc2

I can't decide if Chevy is offensive or not. 

Also, I'm amazed that no one's opened a thread for this one yet.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 02:22:37 pm »
In the restaurant name, nice homage to Chevy Chase's SNL Gerald Ford impersonations.  Though if all the waiters do pratfalls when leaving the kitchen, makes for a lot of broken plates.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 02:27:56 pm »
Absolutely nothing! There is nothing in the box! Stupid! You are so stupid!



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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 02:41:26 pm »
The waiter is somehow deeply disturbing to me. The hair, I think. I got stuck staring dumbly at the fifth panel for quite a long moment. I wish I could remember that it is best not to read this comic before one is fully awake.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 03:09:14 pm »
Wow. Beef needs to move fast with that ring. 39 Achewoodians agree: Molly is a class act and Beef better hurry up and do right by her.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 04:30:01 pm »
Of COURSE Beef would go to a restaurant where all the owner does is insult him.

It is so clear! It is so true! How could I have ever wondered?

My brother's girlfriend is of Thai descent though she was raised in Van Nuys and Palmdale so, if anything, she has a very mild "Valley Girl" accent and... it always seems to surprise people that her voice is coming out of her mouth. It is pretty rad.

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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 06:49:47 pm »
That's insanely massive kvetching even for Beef; the hell get going already (maybe Onstad's still deciding who gets shot at the party).
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 07:30:26 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on May 30, 2007, 06:49:47 pm
(maybe Onstad's still deciding who gets shot at the party).


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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 11:14:15 pm »
I think this same guy works at a Subway here in South San Francisco. He called me "stoopet' three times and "fuckface" once when I asked for a type of bread they don't offer.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 11:15:44 pm »
chris onstad doesn't seem like the type to make random homages to chevy chase, i thought it was more just like chevrolet/ford.

am i completely off on that ??
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 11:51:32 pm »
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 12:28:22 am »
OK! I have returned from braving Ass-Bar again to steal links for the youth of TOUAMB!

http://viewsbythebay.blogspot.com/2003/12/sam-wo-813-washington-san-francisco.html

http://www.fudcourt.com/samwo.html
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 01:30:45 am »
Quote from: melack on May 30, 2007, 11:14:15 pm
I think this same guy works at a Subway here in South San Francisco. He called me "stoopet' three times and "fuckface" once when I asked for a type of bread they don't offer.

Oh, god... you didn't... you didn't...actually let him make you a sammich, did you? You went to another restaurant to eat, right?

That sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. Or something.
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 02:54:09 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 30, 2007, 11:51:32 pm
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Re: the tiny flaming giraffeing cabin of the man (May 30, 2007)
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 03:47:31 am »
Quote from: linnea on May 31, 2007, 01:30:45 am
Oh, god... you didn't... you didn't...actually let him make you a sammich, did you? You went to another restaurant to eat, right?

That sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. Or something.

I did, which was a poor idea. The sandwich tasted more like poop than I'm generally comfortable with.
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