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« on: October 08, 2003, 08:02:59 pm »
This is funny.
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2003, 08:25:10 pm »
I can't stand it anymore, I have to confess that AugustWest would so totally be my new Internet crush, except that after seeing that charming photo of his sweet family that he posted, it just seems so immoral.
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2003, 08:33:29 pm »
Blast the No Soundcard Rule at my job!
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2003, 10:54:00 pm »
Holy Moley! That last sequence with the cartoon apocalypse was unbelievable cool.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2003, 11:25:59 pm »
Damn this low-contrast monitor.  I can't see links within text.  So all I read was "This is funny."  I was hoping for some absurdist comedy or something.  Then I read the rest of the replies and realised that there must be a web site in there.

I will be changing the damn link colours.  DAMNIT!
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2003, 02:50:04 am »
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I can't stand it anymore, I have to confess that AugustWest would so totally be my new Internet crush, except that after seeing that charming photo of his sweet family that he posted, it just seems so immoral.


Aw shucks, you're so sweet.

Do you have big boobies?
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2003, 10:37:04 am »
Drat.  When I saw the title of the thread, I was hoping to pop in and voice my extreme approval of don hertzfeltdt before the thread got weird... seems I should visit more often.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2003, 12:48:46 pm »
That spoon is somebody's avatar (maybe on dumbrella) but I can't remember whose
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2003, 08:32:17 pm »
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Aw shucks, you're so sweet.

Do you have big boobies?


None of your beeswax! I only believe in Internet crushes of the mind.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2003, 08:34:26 pm »
OK - Does your MIND have big boobies?

Oh, and Andalucia, now I'm Piqued: what is the deal with Don Hertzfeldt?
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2003, 08:40:09 pm »
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OK - Does your MIND have big boobies?



OK, the scary part is that first I laughed, and then I sat here for a couple of minutes trying to actually answer this question...
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2003, 09:02:33 pm »
So, answer the question already!  Does your mind have big boobies or not?
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2003, 09:13:06 pm »
NO.

So now nobody loves me?
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2003, 09:26:32 pm »
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Aw shucks, you're so sweet.

Do you have big boobies?


None of your beeswax! I only believe in Internet crushes of the mind.


Well in my mind, your mind has big boobies so of course I still love you.
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2003, 10:09:16 pm »
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NO.

So now nobody loves me?


I do. Because we live relatively close together which gives us a stronger bond than mere mind breasts. (Which I like small anyway)
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