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6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« on: June 04, 2007, 05:54:21 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06042007

A real hit in an arc which I didn't appreciate at all.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 06:28:02 am »
if Molly doesn't like that ring, and breaks beef's heart, I will BE SO MAD.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 06:29:25 am »
Thank you for choosing the correct thread title. 

This was a great strip, I especially like the four Cs and the alt-text.

Maybe Beef should buy Molly a ring made out of beads.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 06:55:54 am »
They gonna dig up Africa and never find a stone better than the ring Beef has made.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 09:25:05 am »
That is an engagement ring sir.
I am sure Molly will be overjoyed.

Or he will walk in on her sleeping with Ray's spanish neighbour whose name I cannot recall.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 09:47:49 am »
Quote from: Doc on June 04, 2007, 09:25:05 am
Or he will walk in on her sleeping with Ray's spanish neighbour whose name I cannot recall.

Envelopé.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 12:54:11 pm »
I love the idea of trash being lured out of Tiffany's with a rubber C.D.  Some alternate artists include Andrew W.K. and Nickelback.

Also, any girl would rather have a diamond.  Does Molly love Beef that much?  We'll just wait and see.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 02:09:00 pm »
But I diamond would probably actually be worth less than that ring. DeBeers has so much artificial control over the market that 2nd hand diamonds are basically cheaper than milk. Where as Beef's ring is a one of a kind piece of art that people who read Make would go crazy for.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 02:25:41 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 04, 2007, 12:54:11 pm

Also, any girl would rather have a diamond. 

I am afraid I must disagree. I would rather have Beef's ring. I have never had or wanted a diamond. But is Molly that kind of girl? I really don't know.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 03:58:09 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 04, 2007, 12:54:11 pm
I love the idea of trash being lured out of Tiffany's with a rubber C.D.  Some alternate artists include Andrew W.K. and Nickelback.

I really, sincerely like Andrew W.K.  His live performances are distilled euphoria and no one is more earnest when he says he wants nothing more than to party hard.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 04:41:44 pm »
I would expect that Molly will be really pleased to be proposed to, and will love the ring on its own, Beefy merits, and then help him pick a nice wedding ring.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2007, 04:41:53 pm »
Jewelry stores will take anyone's money, they don't care about the relative classiness of the person.

Is the last panel actually happening or is it just an idea Roast Beef has?
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 05:18:30 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 04, 2007, 12:54:11 pm
Also, any girl would rather have a diamond.

Definitely true.  All normal women want a humongous diamond, no matter how many African slave children were killed to procure it.

However, you must remember that Molly is from heaven.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 05:35:34 pm »
oh, shit! Isn't she from before when people gave diamond engagement rings? I feel like... she necessarily is. Onstad does not care about this, though.
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Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 07:56:23 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 04, 2007, 05:35:34 pm
oh, shit! Isn't she from before when people gave diamond engagement rings? I feel like... she necessarily is. Onstad does not care about this, though.

She's also from before people had his and hers copies of Wired, chinese take-out, and Subway sandwich webcam porn but that hasn't stopped her from being aware of them or partaking.
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